Whats the best prank you ever pulled on someone?

[packerbacker]

Some years back I was working for Xerox Corp. in S. Cal. It was back when there were lines of cars at the gas pumps and gasoline was about $.70 gallon. One of our coworkers ended up buying a little Honda to improve his gas mileage. About once every week or two he would come into work and brag about the miles per gallon he was getting on his new car. A few of us got kinda tired of hearing about it and figured we'd get back at him. We started taking turns ADDING gas to his tank. The miles-per-gallon stories started to really get good then. This went on for a number of months and the stories got better and better. It wasn't him telling us how great his mileage was so much as he was telling EVERYONE. Others, folks that didn't know what was going on, seemed to be getting annoyed by his BS stories and began to shun him as he was swearing to the truth of the matter. Finally, when he was getting about 70 mpg, we told him what had been going on. I think, if he could have, he would have worn a paper bag over his head while at work.

 

[trish76642]

I figured after going through all that Ivan you'd have someone special now. Everything really does happen for a reason...he did you a favor. Im so glad your happy now..



Packer

70 mpg

heheeee, that was mean... who would of ever came up with something like that?! LOL brilliant!

 

[TerryC]

Here's one you might try on him. It was played on me by my former wife many years ago and still is worth a chuckle. She actually forgot about the prank until we had company over and I YELLED from the bathroom. She sewed the fly of my underwear shut. You'll need the couperation of your sister-in-law but you should be able to get the top pair in his drawer sewn. Good Luck! TTC (see if he don't pee his pants trying to figure out what's wrong before it's too late!)

 

[trish76642]

Here's one you might try on him. It was played on me by my former wife many years ago and still is worth a chuckle. She actually forgot about the prank until we had company over and I YELLED from the bathroom. She sewed the fly of my underwear shut. You'll need the couperation of your sister-in-law but you should be able to get the top pair in his drawer sewn. Good Luck! TTC (see if he don't pee his pants trying to figure out what's wrong before it's too late!)

lol...

 

[trish76642]

this one is bad if his car has hubcaps.....take one off and put a dead fish in it.....about 5 days later it will be terrible.....tee

husband tee.....says "take the hotest Hobinero Pepper you can find...split it open and rub top of coffee cup....will remain for a couple of washings.....and lips will be greatly compromised..."

Now thats what i call 100% REAL WOMAN! Rock on baby! LMAO

psst T?..that reminds me of sewing dead shrimp in the curtain hems

 

[trish76642]

well...more reason not to mess with texastee...whew...

when i worked at the volkswagen dealer...i took a new rotor, for the inside of a distributor...drilled a hole in the center...put a wire in there...lunch time go and put it on a fellow mechanics car...usually one he just tuned up...this wire shorts the ignition power to ground...no start...lol...loads of fun...warning..mechanics have a crummy sense of humor...

This reminds me of the old transmission fluid down the carburator trick !

I gotta know....what happens when you put transmission fluid down the carburator?

 

[Zephyr]

Had problems once with people cruising the neighborhood at night and stealing stuff. Left out a gas can at a vacant house nearby. It was only about 3/4 full. Of water. With just a little gas on the top.

The problems went away soon after the gas can did....

 

[boogeyman]

Well, guess I gotta add my cheatin wife prank to the list. Caught the ex cheating at her work dead to rights, literally caught her with her pants down Had already seen the lawyer, you know how that story goes. Well, I wanted to leave her a good bye prank that would be remembered for years and years. I took some fiberglass cloth I had in the shop, chopped it up very very fine with scissors. Proceeded to her under gootchies drawer & sprinkled some on the cotton panel of all her panties. When she washed, the fiberglass was promptly reapplied. Noticed her discomfort after a day or two. Her best friend warned me not to get intimate with her, because she had gone to the doctor thinking she had gotten a communicatable disease. Though I had pranked her good after I heard she had been to the doc three more times! Mission accomplished.

Well, about two months after I left, her best friend told me that her boyfriend got the itchies too! He had gone to the doctor several times, & broke it off with her blaming her for his communicatible disease. Whoo hooo! Two for one! Heard from several others over the next year or two questions like "Did you know your ex gave **** the clap?"

 

[Seamuss]

Get a dozen of your friends to call him back to back as telemarketeers.

then wait a year to tell him it was your idea.

Make sure one of them is from the local lab and he has to come in for further test.

One of the credit bureaus found something on his report.

He is overdrawn at the bank, late with a payment.

Make up more things to tell him

 

[trish76642]

heheeee vengeance is get'n sweeter and sweeter.

 

[ivan salis]

if they got hub caps -- get a pound of raw shrimp --- that thing will stink so bad buzzards will fly away from it.

 

[boogeyman]

i have one...in reserve...guaranteed to stop an auto dead..and not break anything, yet cost thousands to repair.....old school...

so effective, i wouldn't use it on anyone.

That wouldn't be styrene (styrofoam melted in gasoline) would it?

Another fun one. Drop a couple of pieces of gravel in two of the hubcaps, the rear on one side and front on the other. Will rattle like crazy at one speed yet not at another. Pulled this one the guy took the car to the shop & somehow the mechanic left some of the pea gravel in when he reinstalled the hub caps.

 

[boogeyman]

Add a cute bumpersticker to the back bumper! Lessee.... Support gay rights. Kill all the whales! Cops stink! O.J. Simpson is my hero I'm sure you can think of more.

 

[ivan salis]

slap a honk if your pro gay rights bumper sticker over his vote for "John McCain " bumper sticker --- or a vote for hillary one over his NRA one . -- of course don't tell him you did it. --- must have been one of those darn parking lot pinko vandels !!

 

[trish76642]

LMAO...yall are sum little DEVILS i tell ya! LOL....

Im gonna have so many pranks on him he aint gonna know what hit him!

Then again..maybe he'll finally leave me alone! The fricken little weasel!

 

[trish76642]

LMAO....dam T...i dont wanna kill hurt him! LMAO

 

[trish76642]

LMAO....dam T...i dont wanna kill hurt him! LMAO

ice cream, ice cream, we all scream for ice cream.....you win!!! I give....I can hear him all the way to my house.....heeeeehhheee tee

Yeah, he'll be screaming ice cream all right! ROTF. Fire Department Im sure!

Nothing like a good laugh to go with my morn'n coffee.

 

[trish76642]

ever see a dog dragging his rump on the lawn?

oh the mental image...lmao

 

[Montana Fireball]

Maybe you could pull the old fake certificate gag on him. I just used this one at work on my co-workers. They discovered they needed to buy these high priced boots that meet certain OSHA requirements. For days they were complaining about the cost of the boots (starting $120 and up) and the employer was not going to pay for them. They found a sealed vanilia envelope under a door at work addressed to their supervisor and gave that to her. She opened it in front of the whole company during a safety meeting, she said out loud, "the bootery!" She then handed out the certificates ($50 off) to all her workers in front of the company, which ticked off everyone who didn't get one. The ones who got them talked openly about the boots they were going to get, one went to the place of business and selected a pair but was short on money, so the boots were placed on lay-away. Come payday that person went back to get the boots and pulled out the certificate, the store said this isn't ours! Phone calls were made all over the place and the employer who was too cheap to buy the boots was pretty ticked, as well as everyone who got a free pair of boots, or so they thought. It was later that they looked carefully at the certificates, the phone number was wrong and the address was different too, there was even a typo in the name of the business that was overlooked (this was concealed with a nice western look). Tracking down the address brought them to an adult book store! They still have not discovered the origins of the blessed gift!

 

[trish76642]

wow Montana...that took some long hard thinking to pull that one off! lol