Why would you drink

[spartacus53]

I drink to make other people interesting.

How about you

 

[snakeyes]

I'm married

 

[truckinbutch]

Cosmetic therapy :
Removes all the warts and pimples from the people I have to look at

 

[rocky raccoon]

I drink to make other people interesting.

How about you

if that is the case you must slam a 5th to converse here

 

[stefen]

A marathon to see how many drinks it takes to get your face blurry...one or both of us drinking

 

[Tubecity]

"When I read about the evils of drinking - I gave up reading " (or something like that)
--W.C. Fields--

 

[Beans]

There are only two times I drink, when I am by myself or when I am with some one.

 

[TheHarleyMan2]

I drink to make ugly women more prettier!!!!

 

[Diggit]

To make sense of a world that doesn't.