A great line to use

spartacus53 · Apr 10, 2010

One of my favorite things is always to have a one liner on the ready and the one I will pass to you is, "That was you?"

This is a very versatile line and can be used in a number of situations, use it as you feel best. I feel it is best used when then are a group of people in conversation. During the course of the conversation at some point, someone always has a little story about something that happened to them. Most times they are not even sure who the other party involved was, so here is a quick example.

On my way here tonight their was this idiot speeding by zipping in and out of traffic and he ended up cutting me off. Before he can say another word, say, "That was you?" I am sure some in the group will get a good laugh. It's just human nature..

Oh, by the way, a plug for my book "Great One Liners, and Snappy Answers". It became available April 1st, and you can get your copy on Amazon, E-Bay, and Walden Books :icon_thumleft:

Woodland Detectors · Apr 10, 2010

You are a funny character.

So, the book.....That was you?

spartacus53 · Apr 10, 2010

4-H said:
You are a funny character.

So, the book.....That was you?

Thank you... I may not always be funny, but I am a character

That and several other "That was you?", stories that make up the first chapter. The book goes on from there.. :read2:

It is 317 pages chock full of all kinds of nonsense, jokes and practical jokes too!!!! And yes, I did my own illustrations too, I couldn't afford an artist...

truckinbutch · Apr 10, 2010

On being offered food or refreshment that I really don't want my response is ,
"No , thanks ........ I just had a bar of soap and I wouldn't want to spoil the taste ." :tongue3:

spartacus53 · Apr 10, 2010

truckinbutch said:
On being offered food or refreshment that I really don't want my response is ,
"No , thanks ........ I just had a bar of soap and I wouldn't want to spoil the taste ."

I like your thinking. :icon_thumleft:

If I get to a 2nd printing I may add that and squeeze out another 2-3 pages.

Mighty AP · Apr 11, 2010

spartacus53 said:
Oh, by the way, a plug for my book "Great One Liners, and Snappy Answers". It became available April 1st, and you can get your copy on Amazon, E-Bay, and Walden Books

Are you serious? You really wrote a book Spart? Im gonna go look for it now..........Id be honored to own a book written by you! :icon_thumright:

Couldnt find it...........plz post a link where we can find it/buy it Spart. :icon_thumright:

Or..........is this an April Fools prank?? If you wrote a book, I want a copy!

Let me know if you still cant afford an illistrationist when you write your next book........I'll help ya out! :icon_thumleft:

spartacus53 · Apr 11, 2010

Mighty AP said:
spartacus53 said:

Couldnt find it...........plz post a link where we can find it/buy it Spart.
Or..........is this an April Fools prank?? If you wrote a book, I want a copy!

Let me know if you still cant afford an illistrationist when you write your next book........I'll help ya out!

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Sorry, it was the little voices in my head that said, "tell everyone you wrote a book". That is also why I used April first. I wish I had the time to seriously write a book, I am sure everyone would get their monies worth in laughs alone