I must be a real lightweight.... Splitting a bottle of Boonesfarm Apple wine and getting all messed up my senior year with a friend......
and then..... There I was helping build our Senior homecoming float about 3 miles from home. I'm in an old barn on a large farm. I was working with a high school hottie, Nancy on part of the float. Then out of the blue Nancy says....
"Brad would ya like to go to my car and have some Slo-Gin?" All I heard was Nancy mentioning the car...!!!!! HELL YES.... One of the worse decisions I ever made. My thinker was NOT plugged in fully. Out to her car we go. She gets in and pulls out a full bottle of this red stuff. She breaks the seal, takes off cap and takes some huge gulps of it and passes it to me. Well me being the stud I was I did the same. We repeated this process till about 1/2 of the bottle was gone. She replaces the cap, hops out and says
"lets go back in." I don't feel good now. 10 mins later I'm all messed up. 15 mins later I really don't feel good. 10 mins later I'm outside in back of barn puking my guts out and really messed up. I was on my knees for 15 mins and it's getting worse. Then I hear Nancy say
"Brad, are you ok?" And she's giggling..!!!! I never looked at Nancy the same way again..... And never do I drink ANYTHING red in color. Yep... I was quite the man then.....




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