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[Rebel - KGC]

anyone know if like fingerprints, no two butt prints are the same ( huh Doc?)

LOL! Why ya wanna know...? ROFL!

 

[releventchair]

LOL! Why ya wanna know...? ROFL!

Neighbors 66 mustang hood?

 

[Crispin]

anyone know if like fingerprints, no two butt prints are the same ( huh Doc?)

Lol, I think we need to go do an official study of this on the beaches of Brazil. Strictly for the purpose of furthering medical knowledge...of course.

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

I'm in....all for the purpose of furthering medical knowledge of course.

Regards + HH

Bill

Lol, I think we need to go do an official study of this on the beaches of Brazil. Strictly for the purpose of furthering medical knowledge...of course.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Well, we gotta a nude beach down here, if ya'll wanna shore up ya skills before ya'll hit Brazil!
I wouldn't want ya'll looking like amateurs, in this new endeavor.

My friend T. took me there one morning(I didn't know where we were going). I threw up in my mouth a little that day. LOL!
I told her to not EVER do that to me again, WAYYYY too much, er, uhm..... "flesh" before my morning coffee!
It's not the strippers that show up, real early in the morning, ifyougetmydrift.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.........

 

[bill from lachine]

Pat,

Lol......On a trip with the missus to the Dominican Republic where the beach dress/undress option was fairly open I'd have to say 90% of those going "au naturelle" didn't have the shall we say attributes to bare it all.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[Togreenfeet]

Welcome back!!!

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[Togreenfeet]

Saw a case on tv where a robber ran into a closed glass door....... They got him by his lip prints..... True story

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[pat-tekker-cat]

Yeah, ya see enough of the real thing........
well, there's something to be said for "ambient lighting"!

I'll just park this here.

 

[Peyton Manning]

I have accumulated a lifetime of medical questions

here's another

why is it that no matter what you eat, pee is always some shade of yellow? milk isn't yellow, coffee, etc.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

I have accumulated a lifetime of medical questions

here's another

why is it that no matter what you eat, pee is always some shade of yellow? milk isn't yellow, coffee, etc.

Jeff,
someone should get you your own ICD9 code book, one day.
YOU'D BE AH-MAZED!

 

[Crispin]

your body absorbs the nutrients in food or they get expelled in the form of feces. The purpose of the kidney is to balance the pH of the body, filter out toxins, and keep free water in the body at appropriate level. This is done by a series of ion gated channels that use collecting ducts and tubules to direct traffic of different ions in the right direction. Either back into the body or out of the kidney via the ureter and through the bladder. Urine mostly ranges from clear to dark yellow. Clear urine means your body has a surplus of free water. Uriatic acid is yellow and the body uses it as an ion gradient to get water to follow it into the kidney ducts. If you are dehydrated your urine is yellow because no free water can go with it.

I've also been told that tuberculosis medicines can make urine orange but not sure how. Dark brown urine usually means blood in the urine. This is bad mamma jamma. Blood can be from kidney stone, bladder cancer, contaminated sample from women at the time of the month, and many other things.

Acid-Base is extremely complex. One of my buddies spent an extra two years in fellowship doing nothing but studying the kidneys...nephrologist...

anything else?

 

[Crispin]

Jeff,
someone should get you your own ICD9 code book, one day.
YOU'D BE AH-MAZED!

they just came out with ICD10...darn pain in the arse.

 

[releventchair]

Day after St. Pats every thing has a green tint or deeper.

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

Thanks for informing the unwashed....now I can tell my buddies I'm a Urinalysistist.....Heh I just made up a new word....lol...

Actually on my weekly pub outing coming home on the bus I met a young gal who's majoring in psychology and is working towards her doctorate....some members of her family have had issues so she's decided to go into the field to help others.

Without going into details I mentioned you and said that I admired her for dedicating her life to helping others but it came at a pretty heavy price....heck I felt like giving her a bit hug but thought she'd consider me a dirty old man....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

your body absorbs the nutrients in food or they get expelled in the form of feces. The purpose of the kidney is to balance the pH of the body, filter out toxins, and keep free water in the body at appropriate level. This is done by a series of ion gated channels that use collecting ducts and tubules to direct traffic of different ions in the right direction. Either back into the body or out of the kidney via the ureter and through the bladder. Urine mostly ranges from clear to dark yellow. Clear urine means your body has a surplus of free water. Uriatic acid is yellow and the body uses it as an ion gradient to get water to follow it into the kidney ducts. If you are dehydrated your urine is yellow because no free water can go with it.

I've also been told that tuberculosis medicines can make urine orange but not sure how. Dark brown urine usually means blood in the urine. This is bad mamma jamma. Blood can be from kidney stone, bladder cancer, contaminated sample from women at the time of the month, and many other things.

Acid-Base is extremely complex. One of my buddies spent an extra two years in fellowship doing nothing but studying the kidneys...nephrologist...

anything else?

 

[Togreenfeet]

Yeah what Crispin said....my question is when I pee............... Why does it burn? Hehe

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[G.I.B.]

Since Pat was talking about nude beaches and such...

And then yellow pee...

And libations...

Sheesh~

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Lol, I think we need to go do an official study of this on the beaches of Brazil. Strictly for the purpose of furthering medical knowledge...of course.

AGREE! Gov't Study, then...? Eh...

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Well, we gotta a nude beach down here, if ya'll wanna shore up ya skills before ya'll hit Brazil!
I wouldn't want ya'll looking like amateurs, in this new endeavor.

My friend T. took me there one morning(I didn't know where we were going). I threw up in my mouth a little that day. LOL!
I told her to not EVER do that to me again, WAYYYY too much, er, uhm..... "flesh" before my morning coffee!
It's not the strippers that show up, real early in the morning, ifyougetmydrift.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.........

All that Vit. D is GOOD for ya! Especially, THIS time of the year.

 

[dieselram94]

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Since Pat was talking about nude beaches and such...

And then yellow pee...

And libations...

Sheesh~

I hope Santa wasn't having "relations" with Rudolph...

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