Hate to Be Your last Words

[silverswede]

I can sure save time if I cross the river on the ice here.

 

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[ivan salis]

you can too load 250 grains of blackpowder in a muzzleloader since everyone knows they use a 50% safety margin and they say to use 150 grains.

gee honey, thanks for that deer skin hunting jacket --its so life like

have you seen my new american flag designed turkey hunting hat?

 

[Gypsy Heart]

"That bull can't run THAT fast across this field!!"

Those will be Nana's

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Let me get this straight...all I have to do is fly this plane and I get fourty virgins...........

 

[SC_hunter]

I can fix that little gas leak with no problem..u got a lighter so i can see back there..

 

[Old Dog]

While driving the souped up CJ3B Willys in Death Bend Canyon at Moab Utah.

"Hey Babe, Hold my beer... Watch this!"

OD

 

[SC_hunter]

"Whats the problemmmm occifer"

 

[Montana Jim]

Montana Tracy: "Hurry up and come to bed... "

Montana Jim: "As soon as I figure out this Whatsit... leave me alone!"

 

[Burdie]

Raise it another inch.
What could possibly hold those up?
Stan

 

[lumbercamp]

I was wondering how many of these last words were uttered by the lucky recepients of the annual Darwin Awards.

 

[gord]

Let me get this straight...all I have to do is fly this plane and I get fourty virgins...........

Didn't somebody tell me that was actually "40 Virginians"?

 

[Bigcypresshunter]

I don't want it to be," Oh Shi$$"

I believe these will be my last words. Hopefully I will have the time to ask forgiveness, at least.

 

[Jeffro]

"I told you I was sick"

 

[bakergeol]

" I don't believe I knocked down 20 Harleys"

" No honey- that pair of pants doesn't make your butt look big. People
will just think you have a watermelon in your back pocket."

" I think 200 feet of bungee cord should be more than enough for this jump"

" I will climb into the hole and lift the treasure chest up to you"


George

 

[Montana Jim]

Actual Last Words: Bogart, Humphrey (1899-1957)]

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

 

[Old Dog]

how about

"I wonder if this thing works under water?"

OD

 

[ashleen]

Yes....I'll hold........

....i KNOW what I'm doing........

Just chill out, man.........I'm in COMPLETE control.....

....I've got no where to go, and all day to get there

:P

Well............that's why I'M the expert

 

[Lafitte]

Of course you can get the coil part wet...

I wanna put the star on top!

Pass the potato salad...

Scuba tanks, check..GTI 2500, check...

I fixed it, go ahead and plug 'er in.

Just wrap the rope around the sapling like I showed you..

Help: Need eagle button ID

 

[Montana Jim]

Holy crap - One of the idiots I work with just said: "My life's goal is to sucker-punch a grizzly bear".

Not last words, but sure would be last thing he ever did.

 

[Cynangyl]

I am quite certain you are right about that Jim! Heeeere's your sign!!