Hate to Be Your last Words

[eagle77]

That downed power line is dead (actually happened)

Don't need to read the owners manual

I tied the knot myself, it's secure

I designed it myself, trust me it's safe

I bought a new detector on the credit card

She won't mind

Where's my supper!

 

[ivan salis]

(it almost killed me at the time)--- and if I could have got up I'd still been beating on him for saying it) --- the ship electrican said to me---after I got "hit" by a "short" in a piece of high voltage cooking equiptment in the galley of the ship----I was curled up in a ball on the floor at the time in pain--"I see you found that brown out (short) that was showing on the panel below for me-" Ivan

 

[Darren in NC]

" I will climb into the hole and lift the treasure chest up to you"

ROTFL!!!!

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

HI: Speaking as a Pilot, quoting from the FAA accident reports, I too have uttered these famous last words while flying -----------"sh--" --------splat.crunch.

See acompanying picture for one of my better ones.

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

[PBK]

Well, I was going to say, "Rosebud."

But... how about, "Brass acorn"?

 

[COUNTRY GIRL]

This just might work?..........

 

[slowreaper]

Actual words I shouted at the biggest brama cross bull I have seen....

"You think your bad, come on"

On his first pass his horn unhooked my belt, on his second he broke my back....

I needed a bigger club, the one I had didn't slow him down much...

Brad

 

[Montana Jim]

... how about, "Brass acorn"?

That'll get you shot in some circles...

 

[Montana Jim]

" I'll post in the politics forum - nobody will mess with me there! "

 

[wesfrye53]

If any of you have seen the news article about the cat in the nursing home, how about:

"Shoo Kitty!"

 

[EDDE]

.....hey hold my beer,watch this.

 

[lucky1777]

What do you mean, "Your husband got out of prison today".

 

[stoney56]

... how about, "Brass acorn"?

That'll get you shot in some circles...

Yup.

 

[stoney56]

"Hey guys look!! A red palm print on this cave wal....."

 

[Montana Jim]

If any of you have seen the news article about the cat in the nursing home, how about:

"Shoo Kitty!"

Or worse: "...nice kitty, I feel so much better!"

 

[ClonedSIM]

Montezuma's revenge, my a$$, I'm thirsty!! :P

 

[Rob66]

I'll try it.!!!!!!

 

[Rob66]

And that story about the cat.I don't let mine come around much anymore.!!!!!


Just kidding.

 

[Dimeman]

This would have been many years ago..........


"But dad......that is just plain stupid."

 

[kieser sousa/rip]

Is that shooting star getting bigger ? They couldent hit the broad side of a barn at this dis.....