dowser 501
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- Apr 26, 2006
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To answer your question Buckleboy you have to be a historian. Long ago on another planet there lived a brilliant human who had a serious inferiority complex which marred his everyday performances.
He used to make excellent hand made dowsing tools although the empire by this time issued them to all and sundry as a legitimate tool of trade.
His frustration at not being able to dowse himself eventually caused him to mentally crack. Whilst spying on a neighboring planet and having time to spare, he began writing critical articles in the local "Daily Planet" decrying mental dowsing as abomination of the laws of phisics.
Quietly in the calm of the evenings he practiced dowsing till sweat poured off him in rivulets, and in fury he would pull out his handy satelite pocket computer and picking on all authors with a questing mind, he cast derision and sarcasms under an alias as the emperor would have had his head off in a flash, as by this time everyone knew that mental dowsing was legit.
In time his fixation became a real problem which affected his warped judgement
and he introduced and published articles under other aliases and retired into obscurity arguing with himself.
To this day no-one knows what happened to this clever maker of hand made dowsing tools, except when remarkably alike skeptics flock to a posting that dares to speak the truth , readers wonder whether the ghost of this famous skeptic is still existing even today in the form of many posters, even arguing with them, and sometimes agreeing with them to throw them off the trail that his ghost still exists.
Max
He used to make excellent hand made dowsing tools although the empire by this time issued them to all and sundry as a legitimate tool of trade.
His frustration at not being able to dowse himself eventually caused him to mentally crack. Whilst spying on a neighboring planet and having time to spare, he began writing critical articles in the local "Daily Planet" decrying mental dowsing as abomination of the laws of phisics.
Quietly in the calm of the evenings he practiced dowsing till sweat poured off him in rivulets, and in fury he would pull out his handy satelite pocket computer and picking on all authors with a questing mind, he cast derision and sarcasms under an alias as the emperor would have had his head off in a flash, as by this time everyone knew that mental dowsing was legit.
In time his fixation became a real problem which affected his warped judgement
and he introduced and published articles under other aliases and retired into obscurity arguing with himself.
To this day no-one knows what happened to this clever maker of hand made dowsing tools, except when remarkably alike skeptics flock to a posting that dares to speak the truth , readers wonder whether the ghost of this famous skeptic is still existing even today in the form of many posters, even arguing with them, and sometimes agreeing with them to throw them off the trail that his ghost still exists.
Max