I dont know how to ask this

[ELITE]

I am looking for any advice that you know that is helpful any advice?

 

[cudamark]

NEVER, Give your Gold to Your Wife!!! You Will Never Get It Back!!!

Yeah, but you can build up some nice points that you can use later......

 

[creskol]

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scout's marching song,
Be prepared! As through life you march along.
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well,
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.

Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes,
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets.
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure
That they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them
When the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that it be shared.
Be prepared!

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed,
Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

Be prepared! And be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
If you're looking for adventure of a
new and different kind,
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
similarly inclined,
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared.
Be prepared!

 

[aarias]

Best advice I can give you is treat your detector better than you treat your wife, smile with every piece of metal you pull out of the ground and if you find any gold or silver, it's probably mine.

 

[SageGrouse]

I shall forthwith present to you SageGrouse's Seven Maxims For Survival!

1. When in doubt -- Don't!
2. Never accept wine in bottles with Xeroxed labels.
3. All that glitters is not Gold... but it might be Collectible!
4. The old maxim 'What Goes Around, Comes around' implies the target is stationary. Keep moving!
5. Those who say 'Revenge is best served cold' do not understand fine cuisine. Revenge is like pizza.
It should be served hot, cheesy and delivered within 40 minutes or it's free.
6. Babies AREN'T cute! Imagine that face and form, six feet tall. EWW!
7. NEVER limit yourself to only seven rules to live by. It it fits in a nutshell, it belongs there.
8. Be nice to people you meet on your way up - because they WILL kick your ass on your way DOWN!
9. Pulltabs are like life: Dig it all. moatly it's frustrating but sometimes it's GOLD!
10. Build a man a fire and he is warm for a night. SET a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
11. When Life hands you lemons, make miringue pie! Keep 'em guessing.

SageGrouse

 

[Peyton Manning]

don't trust whitey
the lord loves a working man
if you get it, go to the doctor and get rid of it

 

[Twinkletoes]

Metal detecting is a great hobby if you don't mind digging holes all day for a hand full of change.

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[KRAMER]

LMFAO this thread makes me laugh

 

[dholland02]

Don't pee into the wind and don't eat yellow snow.

 

[Twinkletoes]

NEVER, Give your Gold to Your Wife!!! You Will Never Get It Back!!!

Give your gold to your wife. If you do she will let you go MD more often, and the best part is, you get to keep the junk!

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[herb n surf]

Fill your holes , and if possible dig when there is no one around...

 

[uglymailman]

don't cut the red wire

 

[Chug And Red]

Chug, I got a bad visual on that one. I hope I dont make the worst comment. I hope. How's Red doing?

Its A toss Up Depending on who you ask!!!! I think both of us are ready for it to Come Out!!! It relives about 50 percent of the Pain She was Having!!! But Cause more than 200 percent More stress Because of the Bladder Spasams!!!

 

[TerryC]

Take Your Trash With You or We will Send The Sheriff To You!!! HH Chug

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I like hunting with Gumby. He has no pockets, so he always tells me, "Keep da change." TTC

 

[coketab]

Don't ever use a vacuum for pleasure at Walmart it turns out it is a crime. Lol always tell someone how long you will be gone if you are going somewhere new so if you get hurt they know to come look for you

 

[WVARelics]

Don't cross the road when cars are coming, true story.

 

[Chug And Red]

We all lucked out Red DR is Going to Pull it Out For Her!!!

 

[spartacus53]

Well here's the best advise you'll ever get



Take up golf, those courses are less crowded than any beach

 

[Frankn]

... I never under stood about never wear steel in your shoes or eyelets .........when detecting....... I have never had any problem and i have wore steel toes and steel eyelets many of time with out any problems......... I think it is a old wives tale for i found no truth in it.......

Normally, it makes no difference, Until you hunt with a good PI or a 2 Box. With the PI I have to carry the scoop on my shoulder, with the 2 Box, I have to leave the shovel over 6 feet away. Of course, the 2 Box might not pickup the eyelets. Frank

 

[Gold Maven]

"Always put women up on a pedestal,

high enough that you can look up their skirt."

Steve Martin

 

[lastleg]

Mothers know best.