POLL: How Well Do You Read Postings On TreasureNet?

[mastereagle22]

I love rabit, tastes like chicken...

where did I put my hat?

 

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[Michelle]

Soups on...Michelle can you bring bisquits?

Sorry gypsy ....i bring biscuits .....is it soup yet

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Soups on...Michelle can you bring bisquits?

Sorry gypsy ....i bring biscuits .....is it soup yet

Hahahahaha...I meant Bisquick......Hahahahahahahahah

 

[Me]

There's one thing I can't but then there's other things I can but all together I sort of like it that way.

 

[BuckleBoy]

Soups on...Michelle can you bring bisquits?

Sorry gypsy ....i bring biscuits .....is it soup yet

Hahahahaha...I meant Bisquick......Hahahahahahahahah

Bisquits and Gravy With a Side of Junque.



From the Oxford English Dictionary:

Bisquit (BIS-kwit). [F. buisquit a sensible, round, flaky breakfast object, a Romanic formation from L. Biscuitus a brick.]

A flaky piece of bread so hard that the consumer of said item is likely to get a case of the "quits" before finishing. This item is often served with gravy made of flour, grease, salt, pepper, and RUST.

 

[mastereagle22]

Well personally I prefer english muffins.

Scones are just so . . . you know scones.

I prefer the little yellow ones to the Big daisies unless of course you are driving in a Chevy then its I hurt my elbow

Way to Go Team!

Did you hear something?

 

[Me]

At this point it's not that I agree or disagree it's that the subject has been so obscured that the idea is lost in the maze of suchlike profundity.

I'll take two lumps please.

 

[levis_dad]

I studied Lewis and Clark in school...didn't they invent the washing machine?

 

[Michigan Badger]

I studied Lewis and Clark in school...didn't they invent the washing machine?

Well, actually, Carol Lewis didn't go to the same school as Clark. But she did end up taking him to the cleaners.

Hope this helps.

Badger

 

[Jeffro]

Congratulations on creating the longest running thread on T-net!


Oh wait, that was squirrel bait, wasn't it? I dunno- I'm lost....

 

[levis_dad]

I studied Lewis and Clark in school...didn't they invent the washing machine?

Well, actually, Carol Lewis didn't go to the same school as Clark. But she did end up taking him to the cleaners.

Hope this helps.

Badger

Oh, yeah! I remember now. thanks Badger.

What's that squeaking sound?

Buy Duracell

 

[ashleen]

how can I count backwards from 10 with that damn light blinking

 

[mastereagle22]

There are four lights!!!

Anyone. . . anyone. . .?

 

[diggummup]

Now i'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar!

JABBERWOCKY

Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

 

[ericwt]

Hey, I was wondering in the Poll question it asks "do you always read everything the author wrote before you post a reply?", what does that mean?

I mean are we talking about everything the author has ever wrote? Cuz that could be a lot of reading!

I think I might need to change my answer.

Perhaps I should have read all of the poll question before I answered.

Life is kind of like that. Go figure.

 

[Michigan Badger]

Hey, I was wondering in the Poll question it asks "do you always read everything the author wrote before you post a reply?", what does that mean?

I mean are we talking about everything the author has ever wrote? Cuz that could be a lot of reading!

I think I might need to change my answer.

Perhaps I should have read all of the poll question before I answered.

Life is kind of like that. Go figure.

Well, before I can answer your question, I must first ask a question.

What do you have against writers? I mean, some of the best writers were writers!

Badger (graduate of the University of Bama)

 

[ericwt]

Nothing against writers here.

Now if you will kindly submit everything you have written over you entire life. Please include all school reports and essays, as well as everything that you have ever signed your name on.

I have not determined what I think about people who cant make decisions. :P

 

[mastereagle22]

I'll have a number 11 with a coke and curly fries

 

[levis_dad]

I'm sorry I tend to disagree, I don't think that is a nail. I think it is a handle for a G.I. Joe rake.

Man, these are the best pancakes I have ever eaten....wait, these aren't pancackes!

 

[mastereagle22]

My chicken soup for the soul is tainted with salmonella