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Pretty embarassing, but too funny not to post...

VBDave

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I generally observe the rule about not wearing jewerly when detecting, but today I walked to the beach straight from work and forgot to leave my wedding band in my locker. I wasn't too concerned since I was planning on only wet sanding. After a very disappointing hour or so, I came upon a mom and her 5 year old son, who was very interested in what I was doing. I usually try to humor smaller kids when it's convenient, so I offered to let him try and he jumped at the chance. I walked him up to the edge of the wet sand, dug a hole, dropped my wedding band in and covered it. I put the phones on his head and told him to let me know when he knew where the ring was. He did, I had him mark the spot, and let him try to scoop it with my Beach Brute. While this was going on, Mom stood by with an appreciative look that said "Thanks for taking the time". After 3 kiddie sized scoops, I could see the ring on the side of his hole and I pointed it out to him. I was NOT prepared for what happened next. In one fluid motion, the little hellion grabbed the ring, ran the 20 feet to the waters edge and THREW IT IN THE SURF!!!!

I don't know why, maybe it's because I appreciate hellions having been one, but instead of getting mad I just strated laughing, almost to the point of falling over. Mom started crying and apologizing all over the place, while I just couldn't stop laughing. She thought I was nuts until I explained to her that my machine was designed to work underwater and I was "sure" I could find the ring quickly. I did in less that a minute and all was well. But while I was in the water, I couldn't resist the urge to yell to Mom that my wife is a professional wrestler, and if I don't find this ring we're both dead meat! I thought that was funny, but it only made Mom cry more hysterically. She was so upset the lifeguard came off his stand to investigate. And I couldn't stop laughing. Anyway, there's now about 50 tourists in Virginia Beach who are absolutely convinced that those geeky metal detector guys really ARE insane and it's best to keep your kids away from them...
 
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That is Funny, and just like a three year old. They love to throw stuff in the water. I guess it has something to do with the splash!
Aquanut
 
Funny story....lol.

Deepsix
 
Great Story... :headbang: :headbang:
 
I thought you might of done like I did today. Forgot to take my ring off and kept hearing a target but could never find it for over minute. Then I realized I still had my ring on when looking for the target LOL.

But your story was even better :laughing9:
 
That was such a funny story, and congratulations for not losing your "rag"
 
You are pretty lucky Dave! It might of been too rough for me to try to retrieve it!
 
Her kid threw your wedding ring into the ocean for now good reason, and you're insane?

Glad you got your ring back!

Joe
 
OMG....I am crying because I am laughing so hard. As a mom I can tell you the horror she felt when her kid did the unthinkable. I am glad you found it.
 
Vbdave

I will find it this june hehe.
How much do ya think i can get?
Larry
 
ROFLMAO

Too funny...!
 
rofl...good thing you were watching where he tossed it in.That would have been a hard story to sell to
the wife. Usually MD'ers find rings, not lose them. ;D
 
Funny, funny, funny! I always wondered if MD'er's took off their jewelry when they went hunting especially the rings. I wear a glove (like Michael Jackson) on my ring hand just in case. LOL
 

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