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Bill, you made my day!
I LOVE IT !! 
Here is an other one (hope I can translate it well...not so easy)
in the 1800´s 3 guys (a German, a Turk and a Russian) get´ lost in the Wild West in an prohibited native Indian area.
They get caught by the Indians and be brought to the chief.
The chief said to them, regularly every white get´s killed who enters our area but I have a good day so if you pass 3 tests, I will set you free.
So the tests are this: you have to go in the first Tippi and drink a bottle of our self made moonshine whiskey.
Than you have to go into the next Tippiy and you have to
our oldest woman 3 times in a row.
In the last Tippi you have to fight against a huge grizzly bear and break one of his arms.
Ok, the test starts and the Turk goes into the first Tippi and drinks the bottle moonshine. He steps out and drops death.
As next the German goes into the first Tippi, drinks the bottle, step out and stumble into the next Tippi. A loud screaming for 5 minutes, the German steps out and drop´s death too.
Than the Russian starts and step into the Tippi with the moonshine. He comes out completely drunk and stumbles directly into the 3rd Tippi. A loud screaming for one and a half an hour before he steps out naked and ask the chief: OK Dude....now where is the damn Tippi with the old lady I have to fight and break her arm ??
Hope you get it !
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