Some of my favorite sayings.

[flip flop]

Three lefts make a right

 

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[Sidevalve45]

Those motorcycle parts aren't used. There just experienced.

That car runs like a scalded dog!

 

[bula]

Left handed people are the only ones in the right frame of mind.

 

[Old Dog]

My Pop used to tell me when I was younger

"Stop wondering why you are here.
If you aren't here, you are nowhere."

 

[liftloop]

"Do the job how ever small do it well or not at all"..Silvia J Eskiala ..some lady in Hancock high school Mi......."OK go ahead,and back up".......put the parking brake on when your all ready stuck......When some says to you "How do you like them Apples"...you re ply ''I Wouldn't what to bake a pie with them"........
'birds of a feather flock to getter"... my Harley don't leak oil it mark-en it spot...My dad would say "keep it up".." you will be wearing your @@s for a neck-less....or..all kick your @@s up to you eye brawls"...
"see you around if you don't turn square.. if you turn square be for i see you a round.. all ketch you on the corner"..and "you shouldn't feed a cow a round bail of hay..he's not getting a square meal"...

 

[Marc]

If you don't play, you can't lose!

 

[Old Dog]

Hey, Guys watch this!......
(hehe)I bet that hurts.

Hey... hold my beer,
Watch this!

 

[Old Dog]

If you don't play, you can't lose!

Problem is ...
Can't win either.

Hope you are doing better my friend.

 

[Red James Cash]

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. ....Daniel Boone

 

[Old Dog]

"She makes as much noise as a mashed cat!"

 

[truckinbutch]

"Feelin cranky as a stepped on baby ."

 

[DD-777]

"The field mouse is fast, but the Owl sees at night..."

 

[Bubba707]

He/She's crazier than a shithouse rat

 

[Maryland Searcher 2]

Coming in second only means you are the first to lose.

Losing ones mind only means you had the intellegence to find it the first time.

 

[Mental Granny]

If I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong.

 

[Tony66]

the early bird gets the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese

 

[Mental Granny]

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

[hwking01]

When discussing gay marriages, heterosexuals should butt out
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thats queer

 

[Mental Granny]

Your never to old to learn something stupid !

 

[Old Dog]

Just after Christmas this year My Dad told me
"Everybody dies, but not everybody lives"

He died the middle of Feb.
since then this has become one of my most favorite sayings.