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Frodov

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Swingin' in the park - getting a little A$$ WooHOO!

Man, this is going to sound like one of those letters to one of those Men's magazines! I had to work part of my day off today to cover for someone else's vacation time, not a big deal, in fact it was only an eight hour shift instead of my usual twelve. Getting off early (here we go.. dirty minds are allready in high gear aren't they?) Anyway, getting off early I had some time to kill before dinner with my wife so I changed out of my steel toed boots and into some sneakers and drove to the park. I got my metal detector out and geared up with my digger, pouch, and pin pointer and headed off towards the ball park and bleachers. I was finding stuff right off the bat, as usual. Pull tabs, bottle caps, light bulbs (did I mention this is also the county fair grounds?)
I found metal clips, the usual assortment of clad here and there. I found a golf ball, a tarp tie down bungee with ball.. odd, it looked kind of like one of those kinky ball gags you see in magazines.. "those magazines" my wife says. <rolling eyes>
Near the livestock pens I found a slightly used golf ball and some other plastic stuff on the surface.. one a reflective metallic looking star. GOT MY GOLD STAR FOR THE DAY! I was feeling pretty lucky then as I went around a nice big shade tree by the ball field I saw this cute little ass. NICE! Just laying there on the ground in the shade, she didn't move or even bat an eye as I looked her up and down. My hands were trembling as I knelt down and reached for her. First just a gentle touch to make sure it wasn't a mirage or something, but no, it was real She just lay there looking at me expectantly. Gently I caressed her flanks. A shudder ran through me as I realized that it was Perfect! That ass fit so neatly into my hand, it was as if it were made for me or something.

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SIGH

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Then I picked her up and brushed off the dirt and looked closer, yeah she's a beauty, definitely female, no package hanging near the rear. So, along with the light bulb, metal clip thingy, tarp bungee(ball gag) and my golf ball.. into the pouch she went. <big mischevious grin>

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NoW.. get your minds OUT of the gutter and get out there and find some treasure!!!

HH one and all


Frodov



p.s. All told I found 3 Quarters, 5 Dimes and 7 pennies for a grand total of $1.32 in clad.
 
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You donkey!!

You are crackin me up F!! Cool post, keep searching and sharing friend.

Smiles!
DBoo
 
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LOL :D AA
 
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Maybe it's a model for the BIG ASS Fan Company there on Winchester Road. ;D

I'm guessing Masterson Station Park.

I've hunted Southland Park 2x and got a Walking Liberty Half and 1940 something GW quarter.

Think outside the box at Southland :)

Burt
 
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folks like a cute ---- but no one likes a smart ----. your very bad---- ;D
 
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Thats the only "ass" your wife will allow too!! Congrats!!
 
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Great story! Got a kick out of it! :o
 
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You have a very nice ass there Fro....I should know I guess!!!

LMAO!!!
 
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I don't get it! :( Not as often as I'd like. hahaha ;D
 
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Prober said:
I don't get it! :( Not as often as I'd like. hahaha ;D

Ummm I have a problem with having probers responding to ass posts. :o
 
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boy....you're kickin' ass !
 
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That's hilarious!!! While I was out at this hunt, my wife sent me a text message asking me http://forum.treasurenet.com/index.php/topic,94026.msg678912.html#msg678912if I found anything. I texted here back " just a little ass". I let that message alone for about an hour and a half and then sent her a picture message of donkey from the movie Shrek. She must of sent me 3 or 4 text messages asking me to "elaborate" ;). I was at the beach so you could just imagine what she was thinking. ;)
 
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Good goin Fro! Good story, had me goin'.....

Keep safe...
 
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Very thorough post. I'll bet you don't have that many pictures of your wife! :D
Nice ass.
Ruth
 
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When I read that you were 'Swinging in the Park', my first thought here was another pervert...

Then you got to describing some a$$ that you came across...

Sure got my curiosity up!

Then you posted a picture...

Deflating. ;D
 
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Ummm I have a problem with having probers responding to ass posts.


Now that's funny. ;)
Ima
 
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Very nice A$$, erraahh, find... Enjoyed the tale.
 

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