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Frodov

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Swingin' in the park - getting a little A$$ WooHOO!

Man, this is going to sound like one of those letters to one of those Men's magazines! I had to work part of my day off today to cover for someone else's vacation time, not a big deal, in fact it was only an eight hour shift instead of my usual twelve. Getting off early (here we go.. dirty minds are allready in high gear aren't they?) Anyway, getting off early I had some time to kill before dinner with my wife so I changed out of my steel toed boots and into some sneakers and drove to the park. I got my metal detector out and geared up with my digger, pouch, and pin pointer and headed off towards the ball park and bleachers. I was finding stuff right off the bat, as usual. Pull tabs, bottle caps, light bulbs (did I mention this is also the county fair grounds?)
I found metal clips, the usual assortment of clad here and there. I found a golf ball, a tarp tie down bungee with ball.. odd, it looked kind of like one of those kinky ball gags you see in magazines.. "those magazines" my wife says. <rolling eyes>
Near the livestock pens I found a slightly used golf ball and some other plastic stuff on the surface.. one a reflective metallic looking star. GOT MY GOLD STAR FOR THE DAY! I was feeling pretty lucky then as I went around a nice big shade tree by the ball field I saw this cute little ass. NICE! Just laying there on the ground in the shade, she didn't move or even bat an eye as I looked her up and down. My hands were trembling as I knelt down and reached for her. First just a gentle touch to make sure it wasn't a mirage or something, but no, it was real She just lay there looking at me expectantly. Gently I caressed her flanks. A shudder ran through me as I realized that it was Perfect! That ass fit so neatly into my hand, it was as if it were made for me or something.

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Then I picked her up and brushed off the dirt and looked closer, yeah she's a beauty, definitely female, no package hanging near the rear. So, along with the light bulb, metal clip thingy, tarp bungee(ball gag) and my golf ball.. into the pouch she went. <big mischevious grin>

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NoW.. get your minds OUT of the gutter and get out there and find some treasure!!!

HH one and all


Frodov



p.s. All told I found 3 Quarters, 5 Dimes and 7 pennies for a grand total of $1.32 in clad.
 
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WEll WEll Well Looks Like someone had a Ball with an ASS :o ;) :D hehe Great finds wish i could hunt od fair grounds :(
WTG from Gm64
 
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at least there was a little clad. Glad I didn't scroll down to the pics first...I was waiting and waiting for ya to get to the punchline. :)
 
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Thanks for brightening up my day!!!... :)

DANGLANGLEY
 
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Awww, she's a sweet li'l thing! Looks like she liked you too - she's got a li'l smile on her face :D

HH
Nan
 
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Here ya go..

Pictures say 1,000 words...
 

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Re: Swingin' in the park - getting a little A$$ WooHOO!

HAHAHAHA! THAT'S HILARI-ASS!!! ;D HH melnatcat
 
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I have to admit, i was a little scared at first...like, should i really be reading this? But i knew the punchline had to come in sometime. Great story, nice finds!
Keep up the sweet work! ;D

Jill
 
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I only looked becuase I thought it sounded like my Friday Night.

Now I see you wasting my time.
 
yo Frodov

From the land of the Bluenose......too funny me son! Nice a$$ for sure. Nice talking to you also on the chat thingie and looking forward to your next post!
 
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Sweet A$$ - maybe you should offer your A$$ upto the Chisholm Trail Hunt A$$ awards this Oct. Very Funny Post by the by.
 

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