THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[pepperj]

That low down stealing rim soiling theft

 

[crashbandicoot]

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Flung to the 4 winds of the seas by the fickle finger of fate!

 

[traveller777]

Ye were doomed the sad day you were hornswoggled into signing up with this dubious bunch of neer do wells and ladies of dubious virtue! No choice now but to ride out the storm!

 

[pepperj]

Flung to the 4 winds of the seas by the fickle finger of fate!

Oh the mighty finger casts so many spells, and tells, many fell, in the swell, even a few pals.

 

[crashbandicoot]

All hands on deck! Listen closely! Whatever you do, do not, I repeat do not pull that!

Tis not me first boat ride fair lady,fear not for the fate of the bandicoot.

 

[traveller777]

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My momma said, " it ain't polite to point".

 

[WannaDig3687]

My momma said, " it ain't polite to point".

 

[traveller777]

Dat be me when I was waterboy for the Mud Dogs.

 

[pepperj]

My momma said, " it ain't polite to point".

But sir that ain't me finger, cause me's got no pointer finger.
So it must.......somebody else's finger that doing the pointing of that finger because I have proof it ain't me finger.

 

[traveller777]

Pepper, I need no proof. I have found you to be a man of the highest character with one small clink in your moral armor. WD'S RUM.

 

[pepperj]

Pepper, I need no proof. I have found you to be a man of the highest character with one small clink in your moral armor. WD'S RUM.

Slap that reflection quick.
The pirate is playing you man, snap out of it quick.
She drank it, look at the giggly goop talk back there.
I've seen that woman dance 💃 with 3 barrels under the sash.
You sucked it up you did real bad.
She played you good. 🤤

 

[pepperj]

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Here it is all sanded flush !! Ready for some finish work now !!

That's looking really great Bart.

 

[traveller777]

Slap that reflection quick.
The pirate is playing you man, snap out of it quick.
She drank it, look at the giggly goop talk back there.
I've seen that woman dance 💃 with 3 barrels under the sash.
You sucked it up you did real bad.
She played you good. 🤤

I feel used. Do you think she will respect me as a fellow pirate tomorrow?

 

[crashbandicoot]

Where oh where has our Kiptin gone? The world wonders!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Slap that reflection quick.
The pirate is playing you man, snap out of it quick.
She drank it, look at the giggly goop talk back there.
I've seen that woman dance 💃 with 3 barrels under the sash.
You sucked it up you did real bad.
She played you good. 🤤

 

[crashbandicoot]

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Obviously a lady of dubious virtue! I,m easily distracted by those!

 

[WannaDig3687]

I feel used. Do you think she will respect me as a fellow pirate tomorrow?

 

[crashbandicoot]

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Nice!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Where oh where has our Kiptin gone? The world wonders!

Every weekend the Cap’n locks ‘imself in de rum room. Not sure what he be doin’ in deer.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Obviously a lady of dubious virtue! I,m easily distracted by those!

So is Pepperj. Gives him nightmares.