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I've been driving 5 miles per hour over the limit and some dweezle passes me like I'm backing up.
I'll bet he's the one complaining loudest about the price of gas.

Cincinnati Ohio ; driving my friends El Camino so he could try to nap on the way back from Georgia.
I was all white knuckled in the race track rush hour traffic and he had indicated prior that he wanted to stop there to visit a relative.
I hollered at him that we were in Cincinnati and he said take the next off ramp.
I suggested we could turn around when traffic quieted as I wasn't getting around very well in it.
About that time ,passing me on the left despite my already traveling at a considerably high velocity was a grey haired and certainly old woman in a tannish Plymouth Duster. Zooom! and somehow she was gone.
I longed for the quiet roads nearer home.


 
Driving my relatively new Trans-Am on highway 19 on the Gulf coast, I got behind an ancient Chrysler. It appeared as though the barge didn't have a driver.
I decided to pass and saw a tiny pair of hands on the wheel. I took another look and there was a tiny grey head looking through the steering wheel. She wasn't tall enough to look over it. I decided to get way ahead of her.
 
Driving my relatively new Trans-Am on highway 19 on the Gulf coast, I got behind an ancient Chrysler. It appeared as though the barge didn't have a driver.
I decided to pass and saw a tiny pair of hands on the wheel. I took another look and there was a tiny grey head looking through the steering wheel. She wasn't tall enough to look over it. I decided to get way ahead of her.

Drove an old Chrysler New Yorker someone had as a loaner car from somewhere in the early 80's. Which was odd being it was old. (Late 60's maybe type old.)
Thing drove smooth as silk and floated.
Looked down at the speedo time and again in a 55 zone and would be doing 70.

A Great Aunt drove a Pontiac setting on a wedge she put on the seat and her eyes just cleared the dashboard.
Drove us kids all over. Even to a neighboring state. L.o.l..



Them old Chryslers were big!



[ you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, love shack
Love shack yeah
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
And we're headin' on down to the love shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty, so come on
And bring your jukebox money]
 

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