Todays thought

[Old Dog]

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The old kids' chant of "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat" sounds really good if sung to the tune of "Edelweiss" from The Sound of Music. But if you do, there's some danger that it may be stuck in your brain all day long.

Try singing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "Ghost Riders in the Sky"
It will do the same thing

 

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[vibes]

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FUN is a good life lubricant.

 

[Mental Granny]

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Eagles "I Get A Peacful Easy Feeling" is what we sang "Amazing Grace" to this Thursday at Life Group we had a guest from IHOP in Kansas City, it sticks with you thats for sure!

 

[Minstrel]

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Men are born with "two" eyes, but with "one" tongue,
in order that they should see twice as much as they say.

 

[Mental Granny]

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When life is tough, we can give up, or we can come before the Lord with our problem -- and wait patiently for HIS answer.

 

[artzstuff1]

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DONT EAT YOUR JACKET IT WILL COAT YOUR STOMACH!!!! ART

 

[Mental Granny]

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Helpful hints for life... 1. Believe in Christ as your saviour
2. Go detecting (perferably with someone you love)
3. Eat what you want, when you want ( just don't be a pig)
4. Talk to someone you like and or love at least once a day!
5. And try to get some sleep in at some point!
6. Laugh .... Love as much as possible!

 

[vibes]

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At what age am I old enough to know better?

 

[Mental Granny]

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When you find out let me know

 

[truckinbutch]

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Just a couple more kids growing older like me .............Whas wrong wid that ?

 

[Mental Granny]

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Nothin, nothin t all in fact it is good thing a very, very GOOD thing!

 

[greydigger]

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Insanity is hereditory - you get it from your kids.

 

[Mental Granny]

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Stay is a charming word in a friends vocabulary.

 

[Old Dog]

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"[Thursday] was 'Take Your Kid to Work Day.'
It used to be 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' but political correctness took over.
Thanks to the economy, there's a new special day for parents and kids --

'Take Your Child to Where You Used to Work Day.'" --

comedian Jimmy Kimmel

 

[greydigger]

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Old Dog some cultures may have a special day called "Take you child from work day".

 

[Mental Granny]

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Whoever is Happy will make others Happy too!

 

[silverswede]

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If you quickly grab a skunk by the tail and hold it in the air it can't spray you!

 

[Old Dog]

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If you quickly grab a skunk by the tail and hold it in the air it can't spray you!

Having performed this maneuver a couple times when I was ( young and not so smart)...LOL
Might I suggest a good pair of welder's gloves and something to protect the forearms.
and don't always count on a skunk not to spray from this position.

the best method is to grab the skunk by the back of the neck (tightly),
and the tail at the same time, wrapping the tail under the belly of the skunk.
The skunk will not (if he can help it) spray himself.
All needs to be done quite quickly or all bets are off.


Thom

 

[Mental Granny]

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Young and not so smart? I know some kids that would fall for that!

 

[truckinbutch]

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If you quickly grab a skunk by the tail and hold it in the air it can't spray you!

I know bettern' that from experience as a kid .
I so disliked a Norsky truck shop foreman that demanded he see each of his trucks in his shop at least once a week that I ran over every skunk I saw , alive or dead , during the week .
He never did like me much ......