OMG Hilarious!! And o yea...rip up a sidewalk or a street and I'm there...and just recently, they just tore up about 2 whole city blocks, the main drag through town, to resurface. The asphalt chewer/spitter thingy did it's job, and then they came though with the backhoes, dozers, etc..and dug up all the bricks that were under the asphalt...bricks that have been down since the mid-late 1800"s I might add...So my wife, who is just a big of a scrounge as I am..heard that the workers were telling people downtown (downtown office, deli and restaurant workers) that they could come at night after they had gone and help themselves to the piles of 100 plus year old bricks. "just crawl under the orange construction fencing", they said..so my wife says "we're getting bricks!" and we mosey downtown with the truck, find a big pile of bricks, crawl under the barricade and proceed to load bricks to our hearts content. Even thought someone else across the street is doing the same thing...just didn't seem right, so we hurried and got our brick pilfering done quickly, all the while looking over our shoulder for Jonny No Fun in his black and white cruiser. But anyway...now I am gazing at two whole CITY BLOCKS of dirt that has not seen the light of day since ...well, for a long, long time. OH yes...as most of us do, I keep the old beepin' machine in my car, and I just wanted to throw the headphones on and see how much I got dug before I got shot, arrested or both. I resisted the temptation and hauled butt with our booty of old bricks. So the next day..I'm downtown at my favorite deli..and our Mayor is out talking with the construction big-shot egg-heads, and come to find out, he was chewing their behinds, for the bricks being taken. I guess he had some big plan to sell them or something..I don't know, maybe build him a big, brick s##t- house..but we didn't go back for any more bricks!! But anyway...I only fantasized just how every other dirt surfer would when they lay eyes on dirt that has just been uncovered for the first time in 125-150 years. thx...ddf