Trapper John
Jr. Member
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2014
- Messages
- 85
- Reaction score
- 136
- Golden Thread
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- Location
- St Helens, Oregon
- Detector(s) used
- Garrett AT Pro
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
- #1
Thread Owner
I know there are plenty of "discouraged" threads hereabouts, but there is a lot to be said for the value of catharsis. So, here's my story.
First off, as is my custom I did mega-research before deciding to enter this hobby. Certainly equipment and technique needed to be checked out, and I had to decide what I needed and where I wanted to use it. I'll deal with the "where" part first.
I started off with these as my base assumptions: First, every square foot of the North American continent - and probably the entire planet - is owned by somebody. Secondly, everyone who owns square foot or more of land is afraid of: a. being victimized in any one or combination of ways; b. getting sued; c. having their rhats violated. Finally, it is my assumption - no, my fervent belief - that for every person who tries to be respectful of their surroundings and other people there are approximately 763,598 complete idiots who think their rhats trump those of everyone else.
Based upon these assumptions I fully expect that wherever I go, and no matter what I try to do there, someone is going to tell me I can't do it. That includes building a structure having more than 100 square feet of space, in my own back yard. I should also point out that I do not buy into the proposition that it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission. This notion once made sense until everyone began carrying guns and hiring lawyers.
So let me cut to the chase. The city says I can't detect on city property, the county says I can detect in county parks - maybe - the state says yes in some parks, no in most, and definitely not where anyone has set foot prior to my presence, ever. The BLM says pretty much okay, the Forest Service says yes and no, the Fish and Wildlife people say it's okay to detect, but not to dig. What this means is that I can use my metal detector in one of several metal detector shops in the entire state of Oregon - but only in their test beds, in the presence of three witnesses, and after presentation of a legitimate photo id.
That brings me to the "what I need" part. Safe to say that after performing my due diligence I decided to order a Garrett AT Pro from a prominent online vendor with an Irish surname for a company title. I ordered. Then the fun began. They said my Playpal order was screwed up and please cancel my order and resubmit. PP said my order was just fine. The sales guy argued with me, I got mad, and cancelled my order. (That's the short version; this post is already too long.)
So, I have no equipment, no place to detect, and I am very discouraged. I think I am going to become either a pirate or a highwayman. The heck with searching for treasure. I'll just take it. Besides, who's going to pay any attention to a 66 year-old thief with an eye patch and a parrot on his shoulder?
First off, as is my custom I did mega-research before deciding to enter this hobby. Certainly equipment and technique needed to be checked out, and I had to decide what I needed and where I wanted to use it. I'll deal with the "where" part first.
I started off with these as my base assumptions: First, every square foot of the North American continent - and probably the entire planet - is owned by somebody. Secondly, everyone who owns square foot or more of land is afraid of: a. being victimized in any one or combination of ways; b. getting sued; c. having their rhats violated. Finally, it is my assumption - no, my fervent belief - that for every person who tries to be respectful of their surroundings and other people there are approximately 763,598 complete idiots who think their rhats trump those of everyone else.
Based upon these assumptions I fully expect that wherever I go, and no matter what I try to do there, someone is going to tell me I can't do it. That includes building a structure having more than 100 square feet of space, in my own back yard. I should also point out that I do not buy into the proposition that it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission. This notion once made sense until everyone began carrying guns and hiring lawyers.
So let me cut to the chase. The city says I can't detect on city property, the county says I can detect in county parks - maybe - the state says yes in some parks, no in most, and definitely not where anyone has set foot prior to my presence, ever. The BLM says pretty much okay, the Forest Service says yes and no, the Fish and Wildlife people say it's okay to detect, but not to dig. What this means is that I can use my metal detector in one of several metal detector shops in the entire state of Oregon - but only in their test beds, in the presence of three witnesses, and after presentation of a legitimate photo id.
That brings me to the "what I need" part. Safe to say that after performing my due diligence I decided to order a Garrett AT Pro from a prominent online vendor with an Irish surname for a company title. I ordered. Then the fun began. They said my Playpal order was screwed up and please cancel my order and resubmit. PP said my order was just fine. The sales guy argued with me, I got mad, and cancelled my order. (That's the short version; this post is already too long.)
So, I have no equipment, no place to detect, and I am very discouraged. I think I am going to become either a pirate or a highwayman. The heck with searching for treasure. I'll just take it. Besides, who's going to pay any attention to a 66 year-old thief with an eye patch and a parrot on his shoulder?