WTH 😳

pepperj · Jan 20, 2026

With one ounce of silver (valued at approximately $95.95 USD), you could buy around 65 to over 100 rolls of toilet paper, depending on the brand and size of the rolls you purchase.
Calculation Details
Silver Price: As of January 20, 2026, the spot price for one ounce of silver is approximately $95.95 USD.
Toilet Paper Price: The price of a single roll of toilet paper varies widely based on quality, brand, and size (e.g., single, double, mega roll, mega plus roll).
An average standard or value-brand roll might cost around $0.80 to $1.20 per roll when purchased in bulk.
"Mega" rolls, which contain more sheets (e.g., 220-440 sheets per roll), often have a higher individual roll price (e.g., $1.39 to over $2.00 per roll) but can be more cost-effective per sheet.

ARC · Jan 20, 2026

pepperj said:
With one ounce of silver (valued at approximately $95.95 USD), you could buy around 65 to over 100 rolls of toilet paper, depending on the brand and size of the rolls you purchase.
Calculation Details
Silver Price: As of January 20, 2026, the spot price for one ounce of silver is approximately $95.95 USD.
Toilet Paper Price: The price of a single roll of toilet paper varies widely based on quality, brand, and size (e.g., single, double, mega roll, mega plus roll).
An average standard or value-brand roll might cost around $0.80 to $1.20 per roll when purchased in bulk.
"Mega" rolls, which contain more sheets (e.g., 220-440 sheets per roll), often have a higher individual roll price (e.g., $1.39 to over $2.00 per roll) but can be more cost-effective per sheet.

Oh sheesh...
That information is totally useless....
Why not post something useful like...

How much good VS cheap Rum ?

:P

UnderMiner · Jan 20, 2026

pepperj said:
With one ounce of silver (valued at approximately $95.95 USD), you could buy around 65 to over 100 rolls of toilet paper, depending on the brand and size of the rolls you purchase.
Calculation Details
Silver Price: As of January 20, 2026, the spot price for one ounce of silver is approximately $95.95 USD.
Toilet Paper Price: The price of a single roll of toilet paper varies widely based on quality, brand, and size (e.g., single, double, mega roll, mega plus roll).
An average standard or value-brand roll might cost around $0.80 to $1.20 per roll when purchased in bulk.
"Mega" rolls, which contain more sheets (e.g., 220-440 sheets per roll), often have a higher individual roll price (e.g., $1.39 to over $2.00 per roll) but can be more cost-effective per sheet.

With silver at $95 per oz you can buy 63 things from the Dollar Tree (everything now $1.50), so the silver really only has the purchasing power of $63 per OZ silver if we were going by 2019 money back when everything at a dollar store was still $1.

pepperj · Jan 20, 2026

ARC said:
Oh sheesh...
That information is totally useless....
Why not post something useful like...

How much good VS cheap Rum ?

:P

Don't underestimate arse wipe.
Based on a silver spot price of approximately $95 USD per ounce on January 20, 2026, you can buy between 1 and 3 bottles of rum (750ml), depending on the brand and quality.
So you drink 2 bottles of rum.
You're going to be wishing you had traded for some paper. 🤣

ARC · Jan 20, 2026

pepperj said:
Don't underestimate arse wipe.
Based on a silver spot price of approximately $95 USD per ounce on January 20, 2026, you can buy between 1 and 3 bottles of rum (750ml), depending on the brand and quality.
So you drink 2 bottles of rum.
You're going to be wishing you had traded for some paper. 🤣

Hmmm don't underestimate AN arse wipe ? ? ?

OR am I the arse wipe ?

ARC · Jan 20, 2026

Btw ... all joking aside... and seriously... Rum would be worth far more than TP would in the event of societal break.

newnan man · Jan 20, 2026

ARC said:
Btw ... all joking aside... and seriously... Rum would be worth far more than TP would in the event of societal break.

Yes, after a couple of good bottles of rum or whiskey you wouldn't care one way or another!

DizzyDigger · Jan 20, 2026

ARC said:
Btw ... all joking aside... and seriously... Rum would be worth far more than TP would in the event of societal break.

Perhaps that's true, however I can make decent moonshine but can't make TP.

UnderMiner · Jan 20, 2026

DizzyDigger said:
Perhaps that's true, however I can make decent moonshine but can't make TP. View attachment 2241650

Just pour out the old mash and let it dry in the sun - that's bassically how paper is made, right - from organic pulp? Moonshine brand toilet paper can be a thing one day, the name need not even change.

ARC · Jan 20, 2026

UnderMiner said:
Just pour out the old mash and let it dry in the sun - that's bassically how paper is made, right - from organic pulp? Moonshine brand toilet paper can be a thing one day, the name need not even change.

Moonshine FLAVERED toilet paper.... hmmm
Gee i wonder.

Rum flavored toilet paper makes for a dirty ass.

pepperj · Jan 20, 2026

UnderMiner said:
Just pour out the old mash and let it dry in the sun - that's bassically how paper is made, right - from organic pulp? Moonshine brand toilet paper can be a thing one day, the name need not even change.

Drunken ass.