Brag here

[spartacus53]

my hubby got called a superstar by his manager for improving all his stats at work...and his managers manager wondering how he did it.

Is his boss Michael Scott

 

[K*E*L*L*Y]

I was the stand-in for Brad Pitt's "a$$ shot" in "Troy"!

I was the stand in for the front shot for Brad Pitt, I was also the stand in for his honeymoon to JA, that's probably why they broke up, she felt let down after


hammered

You two could screwup a perfectly good wet dream

Apologies for screwing up your perfectly good wet dreams of Brad!

i wuz on the U.S. judo team in 1969 ready for the Olympics but got my nose broke.

Poor excuse AA mate. Karate kid had a busted leg...but he still won!

youre harsh on poor AA here... and brad is GROSS... he doesnt shower!

 

[Dano Sverige]

Hmm..probably why they wanted a clean "a$$ shot" then?

 

[Jimmy(PA)]

I was the stand-in for Brad Pitt's "a$$ shot" in "Troy"!

I was the stand in for the front shot for Brad Pitt, I was also the stand in for his honeymoon to JA, that's probably why they broke up, she felt let down after


hammered

You two could screwup a perfectly good wet dream

Apologies for screwing up your perfectly good wet dreams of Brad!

i wuz on the U.S. judo team in 1969 ready for the Olympics but got my nose broke.

Poor excuse AA mate. Karate kid had a busted leg...but he still won!

youre harsh on poor AA here... and brad is GROSS... he doesnt shower!

haha i get grossed out everytime I try to imagine living in a place that showering is only occasional or dating someone that doesn't shower everyday. Everyone starts stinking after a day no matter what they say, maybe they cant smell themselves but we can smell them.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

I was the stand-in for Brad Pitt's "a$$ shot" in "Troy"!

I was the stand in for the front shot for Brad Pitt, I was also the stand in for his honeymoon to JA, that's probably why they broke up, she felt let down after


hammered

You two could screwup a perfectly good wet dream

Apologies for screwing up your perfectly good wet dreams of Brad!

i wuz on the U.S. judo team in 1969 ready for the Olympics but got my nose broke.

Poor excuse AA mate. Karate kid had a busted leg...but he still won!

youre harsh on poor AA here... and brad is GROSS... he doesnt shower!

haha i get grossed out everytime I try to imagine living in a place that showering is only occasional or dating someone that doesn't shower everyday. Everyone starts stinking after a day no matter what they say, maybe they cant smell themselves but we can smell them.

LOL, heck many times I shower twice a day, there is nothing like the feeling of being clean......

 

[AU24K]

Ummm...
Well...
I'm NOT braggin'....
Ummm...
Ssshhhh...
Don't repeat this, but,
I've cheated Death now for over half a century! (It get's harder every year)
But,
If you ever tell anyone this, I'll deny that I know you...

Best,
Scott

 

[Gaijun1]

My Frist Divorce Was a Nightmare

I Came Home From Work Sick One Day
Striped And Hit The Sack For a Nap
Wife Walks In a Short Time Later And Asked If I Was
Felling Better Of Course I Said But Not Really
That Migraine Is a Killer Anyway She Leaves The Room
And Went Shopping Gone a Couple Hours Later

She Jumped In With Me For Some Fun
I Couldnt Say No To a Beautifull Blone
5 Foot 7 1oo And 25 Pounds
Then Without Waring Her Sister Walked In
And Caught Us Makeing Out

She Screamed At Me Like I Had No Biziness
In Bed With Her Sister Then Her Sister Said Oops
Twins Her Sister Has a Dot On The Tip Of Her Nose
Thats How You Tell Them Apart

You Can Guess Who Gets Booted Out Of The House
And Divorced Its 100 % True