Profound Statements

[SandFiddler]

Profound Question:

If a tree falls in the forest and no woman is there,
is it still a man's fault?

 

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[truckinbutch]

for russian roulette use a revolver. semi-autos are for losers.

 

[truckinbutch]

We have met the enemy and they is us.

 

[truckinbutch]

When invited to engage in any activity you would like to participate in......:
Well,I didn't have nothin else to do and I already got that done this morning....

 

[NEAL]

weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

 

[Old Dog]

weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Now there is profound for ya.

 

[BuckleBoy]

No one seems to miss the TinyTec II pocket coin probe.

 

[greydigger]

KEGAL!

 

[mastereagle22]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I always wanted to know that...

 

[Old Dog]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I always wanted to know that...

Three !
Just ask the owl,
he knows

 

[stefen]

Profound Question:

If a tree falls in the forest and no woman is there,
is it still a man's fault?

There's a significant difference between a man's view or a womens.

The true answer is that the man is never at fault, and its the women's problem if she wasn't there (probably shopping).

Pass the beer bottle opener. Thanks.

 

[stefen]

A bird in the hand makes a messy palm

 

[BuckleBoy]

A cookie in the hand is worth two in the jar.


A cookie in the tummy is worth two in the hand.


But toss two dozen of them and they make a mess.

 

[greydigger]

Never sniff a gift fish

 

[stefen]

1. A relic is not a relic until it has been verified.

2. Finding an item in the vicinity of Civil War activity does not automatically make it as a Civil War relic.

3. Falsley entitling a found item does not make it a relic of historic significance.

4. Wishful thinking is for small children and gas bags.

 

[mastereagle22]

You won't find anything if you aren't out there searching for it.

 

[Kiros32]

Re: Profound Statements/Questions

1. Do kamekaze pilots wear helmets?

2. Why is there braille writing on drive-through ATM machines?

3. Why do they sterilize your arm before a lethal injection?

4. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

5. If an escalator stops working, is it broken or is it just stairs?

 

[Mental Granny]

I love KIROs32 "?" 's

 

[LadyDigger]

Without passion there might be no errors, but without passion there would certainly be no history.

 

[PBK]

Progeny is a function of heredity.

If your parents don't have any children, neither will you.