A sign in the men's bathroom I saw this morning

[creskol]

Too Funny! ... But so true!!

 

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[Charlie P. (NY)]

#2 is wrong: Lift the seat to pee.

And why are there cuttlefish on the floor in #3, 4 & 5?

 

[Kray Gelder]

That bathroom is just no fun at all. Never tried #3. And what IS that fish looking thingy?

 

[Jim in Idaho]

I'm guessing dildo, in case you have a woman's body, and man's brain.
Jim

 

[Kray Gelder]

That must be the jack hammer styled one, it has a double grip.

 

[Toecutter]

#6 "The Spider-Man"

 

[Honest Samuel]

A sign in the men's bathroom: Here I sit broken hearten, I came to S--t, but, only farted.

 

[smokeythecat]

I just don't want to know...

 

[DeepseekerADS]

Toilet humor

I certainly did a whole lot of time in picture #4, praying to the porcelain god in a night of heavy drinking. I don't do that anymore = time for another sip!

Spent a whole lot of years working with Indians from across the water. They did it picture #6 style, broke a lot of seats and didn't always hit the bullseye. I used to get my hands soaking wet and walk out shaking hands in their section of the group = strange responses in their eyes as I gripped their hands tightly in hand shakes

 

[Reanm8er]

TMI Creskol, but I'll play anyhow!

Kray, I think those are handle bars!
My apologies Smokey!
Samuel, that's only in Scotland!
Toecutter, on modern construction sites they run sheet rock screws through the backs of
the porta potties to discourage this behavior!

Best wishes all, I feel your pain!

 

[Duckshot]

A sign in the men's bathroom: Here I sit broken hearten, I came to S--t, but, only farted.

Good one.

Written with a Sharpie on a job site porta-potty- "Here I sit tiered and dirty hiding out until 3:30"

But of course,

"Those who write on bathroom walls roll their crap into little balls.

Those who read my words of wit eat the little balls of $&@! "

 

[namxat]

Number six had to be put up in Germany 2015 in many places due to the influx of "refugees" and "skilled tradesman", who had never seen such a ting as a loo in their life. Also signs and pictograms that flushing is neccessary.

Greets Namxat

 

[civilman1]

#6 is Korean

 

[against the wind]

Reading the writing on the wall

It can kill the boredom

 

[boogeyman]

Toilet humor

I certainly did a whole lot of time in picture #4, praying to the porcelain god in a night of heavy drinking. I don't do that anymore = time for another sip!

Spent a whole lot of years working with Indians from across the water. They did it picture #6 style, broke a lot of seats and didn't always hit the bullseye. I used to get my hands soaking wet and walk out shaking hands in their section of the group = strange responses in their eyes as I gripped their hands tightly in hand shakes

You were actually nice! We used to wet our hands with pee water, and pat the offender on the top of his head while thanking him for his lousy aim. Double whammy!!!! You touched his holy spot (which is a big no no) and wiped it with pee water! Used to work with a Vietnamese guy that though he was Bruce Lee. Every time I passed him in the hall, I'd rumple the top of his head and say "How's it going slick?" After a year or so of this he finally broke and (According to HR) attacked me as I was coming out the door into the production area with 30 or 40 witnesses. Yup! He got fired and another Vietnamese guy replaced him. The replacement did ten times the work and was ten times more friendly.

NOTE - I don't get mad, I get even!

 

[Honest Samuel]

You did good and yes funny.

 

[boogeyman]

Sign over mens room urinal.

Will all Pilgrims with short muskets please stand closer to the firing line. on a smaller sign below that one.

What are you laughing at? The jokes in your hand Pilgrim!

 

[RGINN]

One of the best ones I ever saw was an embroidered panel my friend's mom had in the bathroom back when I was in grade school. It said "Ladies, please remain seated during the entire performance. Gentlemen, please stand close. It may be shorter than you think." (Yeah Mrs. Cloninger I still remember you.)