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[GMD52]

Oh yes you can.......I can,work pro bono, and for you just call

 

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[AU24K]

""What, are ya, a chicken?"

CRAP!

Set both off!

{Cowering inside.....}


"Ya know, that's only what he says....
But I know Scott, and I bet he fired off both of them ...
and I sure wouldn't try to sneak up on him, especially on a trail at night......"

Best,

Scott​

 

[Crispin]

Jeff- Not sure how effective a drunk bodyguard would be, but you are welcome at my house for a beer anytime. Even if it is Yuengling...

GMD- I may just take you up on that. Lets see what GIB's and my schemes can accomplish first. Once we are in the middle of the Caribbean you may be out of work if nobody is miles in sight. Now was that pro-bono or pro-bullet?

Crispin

 

[GMD52]

Ahh....a real challenge....guess I had better start practicing........Gary

 

[AU24K]

Bill,

I looked in the mirror a few days ago and said to myself, "I can't keep this pace up for another ten years...let alone another 30, something has got to change." Luckily, GIB and I have stumbled on a new get rich quick scheme and he is going to meet me at the casino tomorrow to work out the kinks. Long story short...I've already taken the initial steps to make the changes I need. They will not take effect for another six months...but heh, I can do anything for six months. Anyhow, I know how to beat the flu...dayquil, coffee, and gatorade. One can live and work on that combo for weeks at a time. Don't tell anyone else the secret.

Crispin

My Friend, Crispin,

The "pace" that you may feel, beyond your participation, is the same pace that I find leads me to longevity.

My goal is to out-live my enemies....

I attend college, I volunteer and I have the vision of one who sees a better life for those in need.

My endeavors keep me young.
May you be "Forever Young....."


Yes, at times; Demands, issues and personal health all play into the pot......
Yes, but they are taxing on me, also......
Yet, at my age, overall, my life keeps me young!



I sure miss Carol...


Always,

My Best Wishes,

Scott​

 

[Crispin]

Way past my bedtime. If any of you thought I was making to make it to midnight then should have known better. A toast: "Let us all burn our 2013 demons in a giant funeral pyre. From the ashes, a phoenix will arise and light the road ahead for the New Year."

Happy New Years All!

Crispin

 

[GMD52]

Good night my friend.......when that great bird rises from the conflageration, we all will once again be free from pain....Gary

 

[GMD52]

That is unless he drops a load as he takes off

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

And in that spirit ashes to ashes by David Bowie.

Happy New Years to all.

Way past my bedtime. If any of you thought I was making to make it to midnight then should have known better. A toast: "Let us all burn our 2013 demons in a giant funeral pyre. From the ashes, a phoenix will arise and light the road ahead for the New Year."

Happy New Years All!

Crispin

 

[DeepseekerADS]

I may not make it to midnight, but what is the new year without Guy Lombardo?

To all my friends here, and that includes everyone - may 2014 be better than ever for all of you.

 

[AU24K]

Crispin,

I can sympathize with you get the flu bug from being worn down.....I've been fortunate in only getting it once about 15 years ago....yep stressed out and overtired.....

It knocked me out for about 3 days....I went from fever to chills and every bone and muscle in my body ached....it felt like someone had beaten me with a baseball bat....it took me from 3 to 6 months to get my energy level back up to normal.

So my long winded response is basically if you can cut back on your work schedule and stress go for it.

Regards + HH

Bill

"Flu shots? We don't need no stinkin' flu shots....."

Never had them.
Aren't they the latest defense of LAST YEAR'S Flu strain?
And God knows what else.....

Best,

Scott​

 

[GMD52]

I have to wonder.....here it is New Years eve, and we are all sitting around the computer......hope I make it to midnight so I can watch Scott's firework display.......Gary

 

[AU24K]

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"Flu shots?
We don't need no stinkin' flu shots....."

Never had them.
Aren't they the latest defense of LAST YEAR'S Flu?
And God knows what else.....

Best,

Scott​

How 'bout a double shot?



College type Student study music......What?
You want "The Story" of making love in Memorial Stadium on the 50 yard line at midnight?
Or the piano room in Murphy Hall? Really?




Ah...KU....


Best,

Scott​

 

[AU24K]

I have to wonder.....here it is New Years eve, and we are all sitting around the computer......hope I make it to midnight so I can watch Scott's firework display.......Gary

Gary,
Because you show interest,
I'll try to video-capture the coming night's events.....
not really a biggie, unless the neighbors get annoyed....

(checking equipment....and camera)


Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

My home is well built and insulated, here is what my front door looks like right now...
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Appears to me as a single throw deadbolt. Kwikset. 5 pin.
And a "polo" style keyed entry.
Also a "Kwikset....

5 pin.

I can have that combination breached in, say, less than 1 minute....

With no sign of damage or alterations.....
Tolerances are measured in the thousands of an inch.....
And you want me to make a key for what you drive?

Yes.
Yes I can.,
And program the RFID.

What?


Yes, I've said too much again.....



Oh, and I can make a key to fit your house lock, My Friend....


"I get my dinner from a garbage can..."




Yeah, one day you'll see me at your back door, hungry, alone and scared.....
Feed me, won't you?
I'll answer to, "Otis, or Scott, or kitty kitty...."


Words.
From a song.

Yet, In my reality,

I have gotten my dinner from dumpsters behind restaurants more than once..........

Now THERE'S a story!

Or many.....
Yes, I'm a stray.......

Hmmm..
Once again, I digress...
My apologies....
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Kwikset is the lowest of security.
Better to have a Schlage combo.
Much harder to pick.
Also, it's best to request "spool" top pins in at least 3 top chambers....
Even spool pins in the top chamber will increase Kwikset security....​

Any other locksmiths want to discuss topics?​

Best,

Scott​

 

[GMD52]

I made, but appears I'm alone.....it's 12:02, time to hit the sack......HNY to all......Gary

 

[AU24K]

Gary,

My "fireworks" were, shall we say, resounding, and though I may also say, 'video?'
I don't know how to upload and show...
I'm so stupid.....
I'm still learning this new camera....



Still waiting for a knock on my door because of the "extreme" detonations.....

But, I'm a happy soul starting the new year nonetheless.....!

If I figure it out, I'll post some video!

Happy New year to All!

Best,

Scott


Hmmm...

Who can it be now?

Damn Helicopters......




Perhaps just a mistake?


Veterans of the "Cold War" have yet to be acknowledged by Congress, America or the World...

Please write your Congressman/Woman.,...

Isn't war, killing and conflict a mistake of humanity?
Just think about that for a minute....
(Additional personal comments repressed at this time.....)

But, Really?

Let's correct this simple mistake!

Starting now!
With You and me!

How?
Just ask.....

 

[AU24K]

Perhaps the Rossington-Collins song sounds familiar.


For good reason....

The following was played at my Friend's Funeral.


(It's a southern thing)

I would repair and adapt his "Boomin' Box" to the Bus's running DC current.
Kept me and the rest of the kids who rode Ron's bus to class
in a good mood and ready to ace that test!

For my Friend, Ron, a Viet-Nam vet....
I'll always remember you and your service.
This day and every day....


Love all of my Brothers and Sisters.

We are Family.

misc tools
(a "Personal" College Webpage that I'm (still) workin' on.....)


Best,

Scott​

 

[AU24K]

I guess, when it all boils down,

Really, aren't we all just waitin' on a friend?



My Best,

Scott​