Well it's Australia Day here today, or Self Loathing Day as many make out it is.
Today the top gong for the top Australian of the year went to Katherine Bennell Pegg our first ever Astronaut. 🎉💫🧑🚀........umm well, she's never actually been to space but will one day, I think! Just hopefully not on one of our rockets..... 😬
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So anyway, in keeping with our new Australia D.....Self Loathing Day my wife and I went next door and yelled abuse at our neighbors for being white Aussies. They thanked us both and we made arrangements for them to do likewise later in the afternoon. Before leaving we threw a couple of empty beer cans on their front lawn and gratified their letterbox with "white honkys get out". 😃
Before we left they asked us what we would like graffitied on ours. We chose off of the list they showed us "Die white scum". 🤗
They're not beer drinkers so
we agreed on them throwing some empty Jim Beam cans on our lawn. 
Unfortunately its a high fire danger day today and as a result a Total Fire ban is in force.
Bummer huh, we can't burn our Aussie flag today as planned 🙁
So instead I drew an Aussie Flag set on fire on some cardboard and using, not made in Australia garden ties 😀 always thinking right, made in China......🤔 come to think of it everything is now...anywho tied on the front gate.
🥹 excuse me for a second im welling up with pride.....hang on 😵💫 no no no no no not that pride 👬👨❤️👨🫄....wait what's that guy holding? 🤨🧐 .... weirdo....sorry I was being a bit uninclusive there.
Um, yeah so what a celebration, and even if you don't know anybody that hates you, remember, you can always hate yourself.
💥🎉HAPPY SELF LOATHING DAY EVERYBODY💥🎉