Well my right shoulder was actually up this morning. (Right is the nice Pepper)
Going to the tire shop to get a tube for the rear ride on mower tire.
Turned onto the highway drove by a house.
Guy sitting in a lawn chair his wife half under the car, flat on her back.
I carried on till the next rd around the bend, and cracked a u turn. By then my mind decided something isn't right.
I pulled into the yard and got out and said we had met at the mechanics.
He remembered me.
I asked if they were having a problem?
My wife fell. I can't lift her. I called the ambulance, but was told 1-3hrs.
WTF!
OK, let's get her out from under the car first.
Get the lounge cushion off the chair, as it's going to be better than the damp gravel.
We dragged her back, but trying to lift her not an option.
(I'm saying the dog in the shade type of backside)
She said her shoulder was bad also.
Have you got a bed sheet?
He said they had one and went to get it.
I asked her how she fell, oh I fell off my Crocks.
We twisted the bed sheet, went across the chest, under the arms and up.
On the count of 3, up she went.
He got the stepping platform gor her and placed between her and the car.
I just told her to lean into me all she wanted as I had the door jam and the door gripped hard.
She got in the car finally.
I got him to write my number down. 6-10 my phone is on. You call , I can get help and be here in 5 minutes.
They thanked me, told me if I wanted all the apples just to take them anytime for the deer.
Wife gave me high 5.🤣
