It was NOT my idea to take it fishing, it was my mom.
So when we get home, we're like, "no biggy, we'll just fish out of our pond". That... thing - jumps right in the deepest mire of the pond, and swam in it, while my mom and dad are going bananas trying to get it out.
Tell us you took pictures!
I can not describe the joy I had in burning 8+ years of stupid paper work that you have to keep for tax purposes "just in case" and then that case never happens. 










