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[Rookster]

 

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[Rookster]

A birthday ?

***ARC loves birthdays*** (especially when there is Rum).

Happy Birthday ! ! !

Um.... whos birthday ? ? ?

Ahh yes... Roook ! Happy Birthday !

***ARC gives rook a bottle of good Rum for his birthday present ***

Ah yes now Rook... Time for a birthday toast ! ! !

***Arc opens the bottle of Rum he just gave Rook***

AND NOW A TOAST ! ! !

TO RUM !! ERR ROOK ! ! !

Hmmm that toast was a little dry... needs more butter.

***Arc pours another glass of Rooks Rum and smiles***

Thanks El Caption

 

[Simon1]

My bride gave me a game trail camera for my B day. I use to hunt a bunch but never used one. I've got deer coming in my back yardnow. Going to make some picks here soon.

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Well crap, guess I can no-longer sneak into your house and raid the refrigerator. You were getting low on coffee anyway.

 

[Blak bart]

Good to hear from you simon. Good morning buddy !!

 

[Rookster]

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I don't know
I was going to try the Bat phone after you called, BUT Commissioner Gordon cut my access saying I had to many 1-900 numbers on my phone bill. I tried to explain that I was trying to call Beep and this was the number she gave me ( I thought we were friends )

maybe she'll show before the days gone.

 

[Simon1]

Geez Rook, looks like a scene right out of The Legend of Boggy Creek !

 

[Simon1]

maybe she'll show before the days gone.

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Yeah, she has some splaining to do and may get fitty lashes with the whip

 

[Rookster]

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Well crap, guess I can no-longer sneak into your house and raid the refrigerator. You were getting low on coffee anyway.

Help your self in the fridge nothing in it but old cheese and spoiled milk. Yeah gotta go ta Starbucks to stock up.

 

[Rookster]

Geez Rook, looks like a scene right out of The Legend of Boggy Creek !

Those are my brides bridge club.

 

[ARC]

***VURP***BURP***

AHHYES ! And another birthday toast is in order ! ! !

Gather round ! ! !... errr or.... hmmm I am out of more glasses... I only have this one glass....

Hmmm WELL THEN ... I will take this toast on behalf of everyone ! ! !

TO ROOKS RUM ! ! ! MAy it never run dry !

***Arc mumbles "at least while I am at this party".

 

[Rookster]

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Yep ! Does your caretaker need a caretaker ? ? ? ?
Is that an Ostrich on her shoulder ? Sure is huge.

 

[Rookster]

***VURP***BURP***

AHHYES ! And another birthday toast is in order ! ! !

Gather round ! ! !... errr or.... hmmm I am out of more glasses... I only have this one glass....

Hmmm WELL THEN ... I will take this toast on behalf of everyone ! ! !

TO ROOKS RUM ! ! ! MAy it never run dry !

***Arc mumbles "at least while I am at this party".

Pace yourself Caption, it's a long day.

 

[ARC]

Ok ok.... Its not fair there is only one glass to toast the Rum on behalf of Rooks Birthday....

So... on behalf of all of you...

As Captain...

I will volunteer my skills of toasting Rum to the cause...

After all... there is only so much Rum in bottle...

Tis better that no one gets left out...

could cause a mutiny...errrrr or mutants.... errr aliens.... errr OR an alienated crew.

SO ! ! !

step aside... and let me work ...

CHEERS !

 

[ARC]

This brings a story to mind...

Did I ever tell the story of being marooned on a small island with 10 crew 11 cups and 1 bottle of rum... a chimpanzee... rooster and a mouse ?

Very short story really...

I barely made it off that island and hated leaving the animals by themselves with no Rum.

 

[Blak bart]

Argghhh cap.....ye be making me thirsty !! I think we should raid a town and sit and drink the towns rum no matter how long it takes...arrrggghh !!

 

[RTR]

Morning gang .And happy birthday,birthday boy

 

[Rookster]

I've got one more camera given as a gift. im going to put out back of my wood shop and mower storage. I've needed one out there for a while.

 

[Rookster]

Morning gang .And happy birthday,birthday boy

Thanks buddy.

 

[Blak bart]

I see RR swimming up.

 

[RustyRelics]

All this rum talk, and I get skunked on Mountain Dew. :/

Good morning.