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[Oregon Viking]

We're pretty sure we know who the "dumb ass" is.

Probably someone I know......

 

[pepperj]

Just learnt something with the phone provider
Got paper bills
Then they stop
Then a text saying acct. Overdue.

Simple resend paper bill
Can't do that....
Then you don't get paid.
To get paper bill will cost you $50.

Long story short, we're going to be getting the paper bills, no interest, no $50 surcharge.

EXCUSE: We're trying to save paper.

Well quit wiping your ass with paper, and send me my paper bill.
Thank you for your help Cecilia

 

[oldmxrat]

Just learnt something with the phone provider
Got paper bills
Then they stop
Then a text saying acct. Overdue.

Simple resend paper bill
Can't do that....
Then you don't get paid.
To get paper bill will cost you $50.

Long story short, we're going to be getting the paper bills, no interest, no $50 surcharge.

EXCUSE: We're trying to save paper.

Well quit wiping your ass with paper, and send me my paper bill.
Thank you for your help Cecilia

I love it, give 'em hell Peps!

 

[Oregon Viking]

Just learnt something with the phone provider
Got paper bills
Then they stop
Then a text saying acct. Overdue.

Simple resend paper bill
Can't do that....
Then you don't get paid.
To get paper bill will cost you $50.

Long story short, we're going to be getting the paper bills, no interest, no $50 surcharge.

EXCUSE: We're trying to save paper.

Well quit wiping your ass with paper, and send me my paper bill.
Thank you for your help Cecilia

 

[WHADIFIND]

Decaf coffee is like kissing your sister.

Maybe.....but, for some, like me, the caffeine would help me to visit my sister. And she's in heaven. 🤷‍♂️

 

[WHADIFIND]

Simple resend paper bill
Can't do that....
Then you don't get paid.
To get paper bill will cost you $50.

My response would be the same as what the barber says...." NEXT!!!!!"

 

[Oregon Viking]

Good evening !

 

[unclemac]

I also pop m100 mg caffeine pills WITH my coffee

 

[releventchair]

Just learnt something with the phone provider
Got paper bills
Then they stop
Then a text saying acct. Overdue.

Simple resend paper bill
Can't do that....
Then you don't get paid.
To get paper bill will cost you $50.

Long story short, we're going to be getting the paper bills, no interest, no $50 surcharge.

EXCUSE: We're trying to save paper.

Well quit wiping your ass with paper, and send me my paper bill.
Thank you for your help Cecilia

Ya. Data centers are saving paper too. ...

I pay my phone bill on my phone any more.
(The service company recorded my checking account number from prior checks I guess.)

 

[DizzyDigger]

Like kissing your ugly sister.

Don't have an ugly sister. My sister lives in Costa Rica, in the rainforest, and at 70
she is still a beautiful woman who looks like 50. In her younger years she hand-raised
tigers, cheetahs and lions for Wildlife Safari right there in Winston, and was Curator
of the park for a number of years.

And, I wouldn't let her anywhere near your ugly ass...

I drink decaf as it's my only option. Caffeine can trigger severe vertigo attacks, meaning
several hours in the throne room having lengthy discussions with the porcelain goddess.
Given a choice between

and decaf, I'll take the decaf every time. Same goes
for alcohol

 

[releventchair]

I also pop m100 mg caffeine pills WITH my coffee

Careful...
You could end up kissing WHADI's sister!

 

[releventchair]

Maybe.....but, for some, like me, the caffeine would help me to visit my sister. And she's in heaven. 🤷‍♂️

Here ya go.

 

[releventchair]

Don't have an ugly sister. My sister lives in Costa Rica, in the rainforest, and at 70
she is still a beautiful woman who looks like 50. In her younger years she hand-raised
tigers, cheetahs and lions for Wildlife Safari right there in Winston, and was Curator
of the park for a number of years.

And, I wouldn't let her anywhere near your ugly ass...View attachment 2263983

I drink decaf as it's my only option. Caffeine can trigger severe vertigo attacks, meaning
several hours in the throne room having lengthy discussions with the porcelain goddess.
Given a choice between View attachment 2263984View attachment 2263984 and decaf, I'll take the decaf every time. Same goes
for alcohol

 

[WHADIFIND]

Here ya go.

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EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!! RAW WATER!!??

Put some Decaf coffee in that, and you have my life. ....what's left of it. I can see the finish line from here. 🤷‍♂️ :sigh:

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

Are you saying the older guys won't do that for you any more?

Sick burn ....nice

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

A contractor told me to get the Ridgid, he said the guide was true to the ruler.
A good blade really is key for making a true cut.
Have to do a plate rail in the matter bedroom this winter.

Blades get wavy and the worx gets smokey when it is not the correct blade, the blade is dull or you are feeding too fast. Why do I know this?

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

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They don't look before they seat?