Regardless of the rate , the recovery of your piece probably would be pretty traumaticaquanut said:
Ahoy John,
P.S. John. bad news is that BOTH of my UW units are fried. One quit and one leaked and refused to restart once dried and repowered. Bummer! 
Ya gotta love it! A year tied to the dock and as soon as I can get out on the water again my equipment gets scrambled. Maybe if I relay the power through my guitar amp and revamp the occilation beam from the warp drive I can get it to transport gold directly to the cabin. Assuming, of course, that the beam doesn't disolve the girls clothing. Wait! I'll get on that right away!
itmaiden said:That's okay John, I've got you covered ! I've got some hot spots saved for you when you recover
Just need a shovel.
itmaiden
Hey girl, I'll be looking forward to the jumpstart!
Aquanut
Don Jose, my Hero! Yeah, we seem to be falling apart at the seams. All those Nekid dancing girls will wear hard on ya. or something like that. I have to see what we can do about livations for Aquanut. We may have to forgo the Morgan but a good time can be had by all even without the Deeeemo'n Rum. Let's see? How about we have some of the nekid dancing girls molest him? Nah, he wouldn't stand for that. He would want to sit in a lounge chair and drink his iced tea. Okay, I have it... He can fish without getting in trouble with the wife and doctors. That might work. I think there may be a few rods and reels here that still work in spite of the debauchery about the area. The underwater camera will allow him to be down there with us without getting wet. Besides, someone has to keep all the women occupied while we gather gold. If not, they will want to count it and play with the jewels. Yeah, we do need a diversionary tactic.
Don Jose, you have a standing invitation and are welcome at "Mi Casa" any time you are in the neighborhood no matter where we are at. My House is Your House! Be careful though, my wife hates to see a happy man and will try to fix you up with one of her lady friends.
How am I going to keep all these women under control without your experience and help? It's bad enough with the wild wife and three beautiful daughters aboard but what about all the bikini clad deckfluff that drops by? Yeah, right. I would be the sacrifice to the gods of fertility they talk about. These women talk about some strange things. To many of them keeping an eye on me to have any real fun. Oh well, what ya gonna do? I'll probably have to be good too. I tried to talk them into a clothing optional cruise but got slapped down. I guess that's how they cast a vote. Same thing happened when I said I was hiring a nude all girl crew. SLAP! Ouch! I thought it would be nice. SLAP! Ouch! I'd better stop before I have a concussion. These women have no sense of humor. SLAP! Ouch.... Stop that! I was just joking. Typical woman, no sense of humor. SLAP! Ouch! Damn, that smarts... Okay, all you naked women get up forward and haul that anchor. Don't all of you jump at once. Hummm, What a lazy bunch of deck fluff.
Are Ye sure Ye wouldn't feel better with another date? 3 days left, Me Harty, spend um wisely! Time to sharpen me cutlass! 
Hello John, I just crawled out of the bilge. Didn't know it was so late. I was going to call you this afternoon but got involved in replacing one of the heads and running new plumbing and electrical. I'm not finished yet but lost track of the time. Man, it's almost midnight. 
