All I Found is a Copperhead family in our yard.
You just found a trigger word- copperhead....
The other day I went down to the tavern and asked the bartender for a beer, put it on my tab. He asks, "How much mone have you got in your pockets?"
"um, two cents I replied.
He says, "Put a penny on the bar". So I did.
Then he points at the penny and asks, "Do you see a snake?"
No I replied. He says "Its a copper head".
He asks, "Do you see a car?".
No I replied. He says, "Its a Lincoln".
He points at the penny again and takes a big wiff of air. "Do you smell anything?" he asks.
No I replied. "Its the scent", he says. "Put your other penny on the bar".
So I did. He points at the two penny's and asks, "Do you see any fruit?"
No I replied. He say says "Its a pair".
He points again and asks, "Do you see any beer?"
No I replied. He says, "Well you ain't going to for two cents!"
