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The highest-rated show on The History Channel, and the highest-rated show on cable Tuesdays last Tuesday was The Curse of Oak Island–it had more viewers than WWE Smackdown, and more viewers than The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Challengecombined.That’s quite an impressive record for a show that is about a lot more digging than finding."
Recap...
Big hole drilling machine gets way down in hole #3 and finds wood...then hits bedrock.
Marty is done, Rick looks sad, Rick has puppy dog eyes so Marty caves and says they will dig another hole.
Off camera Marty calls Todd Hoffman for advice on how he handles failure and embarrassment on a nationwide scale and successfully resists the urge to kill himself.
Rick doesn't care, he never cares, he is just happy to spend millions of dollars to find clues to add to their growing database of useless knowledge.
The relatives of the first kid to dig for treasure on the island return to bury some ashes made in glass from a sister that died of cancer.
Again they flashback to last year when the sisters showed up with a gold cross that supposedly came from 3 treasure chests the original three found on that first dig.
Again I am flabbergasted that that 3 chest information was new and never mentioned before in original accounts of the first 30' dig of the original three, although finding treasure, (but not treasure chests), was a little fact added years later to the story which probably started all the fuss.
Hole #4 is named for the brother's parents.
They dig.
Along the way professional detector guy finds a gold coin but it turns out it is a gilded button instead....he does not seem embarrassed by this mistake because it held people's attention through a million commercials.
He also finds an old iron needle used to sew sails and there is a story mentioned about using a tool like this to sew dead men's lips shut before they were thrown overboard.
At this point most viewers hope they would use this tool to sew up the narrator's lips but no such luck.
During the show there are more trips to another expert who declares that cross really old gold and that button...an old button.
She mentions the words "special and important finds"...but we already knew that.
Hole number four proceeds and all kinds of cool stuff is brought up including some kind of metal plate and a washer that seems to fit one of the holes in that plate...neither particularly rusted to the point that most of the rusted iron I dig up seems to be.
More theories are expounded, the shows catchwords "Could it be?" is always ever present in the backs of everyone's minds.
This season ends, it seems there will be another.
At this point I go looking for some very old flypaper that we found in our house that I hoped was old enough to still have been made with arsenic so I could boil it down and make a nice cup of tea.
I can't find it so I have resigned myself to returning next season to watch what kind of other huge equipment the brothers will bring in to help find that oh so elusive treasure.