bill from lachine
Platinum Member
Good morning to the crew.
Well in a few hours the massive crowds will start to gather at all the Florida keys swim spots. As the day wears on many will get drunk and lose there jewelry as the labor day party gets more intense each day. By the end of the three day party there will be gold in every swim spot. Mark and I will start scanning the sand on Tuesday!!
So on Thursday I got in my K5 Blazer (a big truck), and as soon as I started to pull out of my driveway the right rear wheel rolled up over something and came down BOOM! What the he11 did I just run over? I got out and looked and there was a big gopher tortoise in my driveway. He had been sitting under the truck in the shade right next to the rear wheel. He went into his shell when I picked him up, and I checked the top and bottom of his shell, not a crack or even a scratch. I don't think he even realized anything happened. There is a gopher tortoise hole in my flower bed that has been there a long time, but I have never seen it's occupant. So I put him next to the hole and got back in my truck and went about my business. When I got home several hours later he had gone into his hole. This morning he came out again and was sitting on my front walk. Amazing he wasn't crushed or even injured, the K5 is a full size truck that weighs almost two and a half tons.
I named him "Frank The Tank". From now on I will make sure to look under my trucks before I get in.
meanwhile in Oz...
Road Train ...17 cattle trucks!
In Western Australia...it is now legal to pull 5 trailers!
Uh Oh. W.D. is rockin out!
meanwhile in Oz...
Road Train ...17 cattle trucks!
In Western Australia...it is now legal to pull 5 trailers!
I would NOT like to drive on any road with them!

I don't think Frank even realized that a truck just rolled over him.Oh man! I am surprised you did not injure him, also. I like Frank the Tank. Sounds just right.
He's off on a mission now. Or maybe he moved out because my place is too messy for him.Ya boatlode....you owe frank the tank some turtle treats !!