So on Thursday I got in my K5 Blazer (a big truck), and as soon as I started to pull out of my driveway the right rear wheel rolled up over something and came down BOOM! What the he11 did I just run over? I got out and looked and there was a big gopher tortoise in my driveway. He had been sitting under the truck in the shade right next to the rear wheel. He went into his shell when I picked him up, and I checked the top and bottom of his shell, not a crack or even a scratch. I don't think he even realized anything happened. There is a gopher tortoise hole in my flower bed that has been there a long time, but I have never seen it's occupant. So I put him next to the hole and got back in my truck and went about my business. When I got home several hours later he had gone into his hole. This morning he came out again and was sitting on my front walk. Amazing he wasn't crushed or even injured, the K5 is a full size truck that weighs almost two and a half tons.
I named him "Frank The Tank". From now on I will make sure to look under my trucks before I get in.